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    Pony Poops In Liquor Store

    Man brings pony into liquor store

    Store owner upset after pony pooped


    Author: Jeff Tavss, Executive Producer, Digital & Social Media, jtavss@local10.com

    Published On: May 29 2013 11:03:06 AM EDT

    WARREN, R.I. -
    There was no sign saying he couldn't; so when Bill Saviano visited a liquor store on Monday, he brought his pony with him...

    http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/m...j/-/index.html

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    A Shetland pony no doubt.

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    Well yah know those darn pocket dogs go everywhere, why not a pony? It's all good until the cute little pony poops on the floor! LOL
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    "That wasn't my pony. That was like that when we came in here".

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    Awh! Willy Wonka. Cut l'il guy.

    The owner needs a slap upside the head though - never mind the poop, what if the pony'd gotten a fright, panicked and run through all those bottles? Not a terribly safe environment for Willy, there.

    I want a pony. I want one, now.

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    You can expect a pony to do that any time. They do it while they are walking even. On the positive side, it's easier to clean up that most other animals.
    This my opinion and to the best of my knowledge, that is, if I'm not joking.


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    I can imagine what a good time LE had with this one!
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    A Shetland pony no doubt.
    Well they should have gone to the pharmacy, if he was a little hoarse.



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