SIDEBAR #14- Arias/Alexander forum

Bravo said:

K-if i am not boring anyone. Back to some stories of my student Institution days. Had a Nurse chew me out for charting "B"owel "M"ovements on the med charts. When she was done with her tirade of what an idiot student I was I smiled sweetly and said BM are my initials. My very first day. 7 a.m. I am sent into a ward with instructions to put a straight jackets back on a little Houdini who wore 3 yet managed to get out of them. I wondered why there was a crowd gathered at the doorway as I entered. They failed to tell me after he got out of the 3 straight jackets he would pop his eyeballs out of his head and play with them.

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m1279 said:

Agreed! It's been a wild ride here in Iowa, I can't imagine what it's been like for those who have been in more severe weather. I've restocked my "survival kit," that's for sure.

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Bravo said:

K-if i am not boring anyone. Back to some stories of my student Institution days. Had a Nurse chew me out for charting "B"owel "M"ovements on the med charts. When she was done with her tirade of what an idiot student I was I smiled sweetly and said BM are my initials. My very first day. 7 a.m. I am sent into a ward with instructions to put a straight jackets back on a little Houdini who wore 3 yet managed to get out of them. I wondered why there was a crowd gathered at the doorway as I entered. They failed to tell me after he got out of the 3 straight jackets he would pop his eyeballs out of his head and play with them.

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Bravo said:

K-if i am not boring anyone. Back to some stories of my student Institution days. Had a Nurse chew me out for charting "B"owel "M"ovements on the med charts. When she was done with her tirade of what an idiot student I was I smiled sweetly and said BM are my initials. My very first day. 7 a.m. I am sent into a ward with instructions to put a straight jackets back on a little Houdini who wore 3 yet managed to get out of them. I wondered why there was a crowd gathered at the doorway as I entered. They failed to tell me after he got out of the 3 straight jackets he would pop his eyeballs out of his head and play with them.

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Bravo said:

K-if i am not boring anyone. Back to some stories of my student Institution days. Had a Nurse chew me out for charting "B"owel "M"ovements on the med charts. When she was done with her tirade of what an idiot student I was I smiled sweetly and said BM are my initials. My very first day. 7 a.m. I am sent into a ward with instructions to put a straight jackets back on a little Houdini who wore 3 yet managed to get out of them. I wondered why there was a crowd gathered at the doorway as I entered. They failed to tell me after he got out of the 3 straight jackets he would pop his eyeballs out of his head and play with them.

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thefragile7393 said:

Ok I have seen a lot but nothing compares to the eyeballs....eyeballs...wow.

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Bravo said:

I had folks that were what we deemed regurgitators. Could get their fist down their throat up to their elbow. I kid you not. My first OCD Patient hit me so hard she sent me flying across the room. What was i thinking by interrupting her hand washing routine:banghead: It was totally my fault. I should have known better.

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Harmony2 said:

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m1279 said:

What?! I have a horrible gag reflex when I brush my teeth.

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Bravo said:

Ya I was pretty green then LOL I had no idea there is a pressure point below the eye one can press and out they come. Had no idea they hung like that when popped out :scared:

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Bravo said:

I had folks that were what we deemed regurgitators. Could get their fist down their throat up to their elbow. I kid you not. My first OCD Patient hit me so hard she sent me flying across the room. What was i thinking by interrupting her hand washing routine:banghead: It was totally my fault. I should have known better.

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Bravo said:

Last story. Again a Student. I was always sent down near shift end to submit any/all requisition forms. Of course it required me to go the THE BASEMENT. By myself. I hated being in the bowels of that place. I would run into a man who i called "sewing guy". He was always late leaving his daily work program and as luck would have it I would run into him. Now this guy freaked me out. He looked criminally insane. He would approach me and say "Do you sew" over and over again. Rub his hands together. Follow me and I could hear the escalated excitement in his voice. I was sure I would die in the bowels of that basement lol. Fast rewind to today. I see "sewing guy" now and again. He is doing amazing and we actually have great conversation. The End lol.

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