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    Police Called Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

    CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
    According to Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson: "One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling - a female yelling....she was possibly being hit - yelling, 'Stop! No!'"

    The neighbor apparently also heard a "repeated loud noise" in between the shouting.

    When officers arrived on the scene, Anderson said "The female that was inside stated that her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop."

    Nobody was charged in the case although this is a very sobering reminder of the daily dangers our men and women in blue face every day.

    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2...nd-Passing-Gas


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    You, sir or madame, have MADE. MY. DAY!
    Six-year-old Shannon Sherrill disappeared from her front yard in Thorntown, Indiana in October, 1986. Someone knows where she is......

    http://www.websleuths.com/forums/sho...annon+sherrill

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    Last edited by Justiceforever; 07-08-2013 at 04:11 PM.
    "It seems our profound fascination with serial killers is matched by an equally profound lack of interest in their victims." - Vanessa Veselka

    http://stoptheviolencemilwaukee.blogspot.com/

    "This is a wonderful day. I have never seen this one ever before." Dr. Maya Angelou

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    What the heck was he eating, is what I want to know.

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    Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.

    The more you toot the better you feel, so eat more beans at every meal!
    "It seems our profound fascination with serial killers is matched by an equally profound lack of interest in their victims." - Vanessa Veselka

    http://stoptheviolencemilwaukee.blogspot.com/

    "This is a wonderful day. I have never seen this one ever before." Dr. Maya Angelou

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    Reading the headline I thought the girlfriend called 911 to complain of a poisonous gas attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donjeta View Post
    Reading the headline I thought the girlfriend called 911 to complain of a poisonous gas attack.
    She was!
    Six-year-old Shannon Sherrill disappeared from her front yard in Thorntown, Indiana in October, 1986. Someone knows where she is......

    http://www.websleuths.com/forums/sho...annon+sherrill

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    Well I'd say he's fortunate not to be arrested! In Florida it's illegal to fart in public after 6pm!

    http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal...-6pm/#comments

    Malawi just passed a law making it illegal to fart in public.

    http://kisselpaso.com/stupid-news-co...errorist-list/


    COUNTRY MAKES FARTING ILLEGAL …*The African country of Malawi just made it illegal to PASS GAS in public. The decision to punish people who repeatedly, quote, “foul the air” was made to help “mould responsible and disciplined citizens.”

    So if for some ungodly reason you ever take a trip to Malawi you best remember to clench those buttocks nice and tight. Because if you let one slip, you won’t just be breaking wind, you’ll be breaking the law!!! And don’t think you can get away with an “S.B.D”, either. They’ll get you for ‘Assault with a Silent but Deadly Weapon
    "It seems our profound fascination with serial killers is matched by an equally profound lack of interest in their victims." - Vanessa Veselka

    http://stoptheviolencemilwaukee.blogspot.com/

    "This is a wonderful day. I have never seen this one ever before." Dr. Maya Angelou

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    Tootally outrageous news

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    Too bad the officers weren't warned ahead of time, so they could don their hazmat suits!.

    Here's some his and her gifts for their next anniversary:





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    I was saving this for the How did we survive thread ( located here) [ame="http://www.websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9634265#post9634265"]Websleuths Crime Sleuthing Community[/ame]


    But(t) I think it's needed more here.

    SUBTLE BUTT ANTI- POOT PADS

    http://www.strangenewproducts.com/20...-pads.html?m=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by fred&edna View Post
    Tootally outrageous news
    The neighbors could hear it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oh_gal View Post
    What the heck was he eating, is what I want to know.
    Something musical? ...maybe a tuba beans or bell pepper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oh_gal View Post
    What the heck was he eating, is what I want to know.
    Gaseous Clay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donjeta View Post
    Reading the headline I thought the girlfriend called 911 to complain of a poisonous gas attack.

    "It seems our profound fascination with serial killers is matched by an equally profound lack of interest in their victims." - Vanessa Veselka

    http://stoptheviolencemilwaukee.blogspot.com/

    "This is a wonderful day. I have never seen this one ever before." Dr. Maya Angelou

    F.L.Y. First love yourself!



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