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  1. #31
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    Any movement in this case?

    (Get it, bowel movement? Haha)

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    You all are killing me. I'm sitting here alone laughing hysterically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by margarita25 View Post
    Any movement in this case?

    (Get it, bowel movement? Haha)
    Yes there is, everyone is moving, the block smells like ..... well you know!
    Anything worth dewing, is worth dewing well!
    Proud parent of 3 rescued schnauzers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey2Me1MoThyme View Post
    Yes there is, everyone is moving, the block smells like ..... well you know!


    (Trying to think of something witty )

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    oh my goodness, just saw the tags here...
    "fecal distribution?"


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    Who let the turds out? Poo...poo, poo, poo... poo....

    Who let the turds out? Poo...poo, poo, poo...poo...

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    MULTIPLE TIMES?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey2Me1MoThyme View Post
    I wonder if they have a thumb print of her butt hole on file?
    Will they need a warrant to collect a stool sample in this case? Wonder if they'll get a hit via POOPIS.
    Last edited by margarita25; 08-22-2013 at 02:20 AM.

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    Wonder if the suspect will receive impoonity...

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    From the latest MSM article:

    Stool Sample May Offer New Clues in Pooping Jogger Case

    "There is new information in the case of the pooping jogger. It has been determined that the suspect had corn for dinner."


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    I wonder if the jogger had any known enemies, I mean enemas.

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    Police have issued a BOLO, I mean BOSO alert (Be On the Smell Out).
    Last edited by margarita25; 08-22-2013 at 02:47 AM.

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    An analysis of the poop spatter evidence indicates high velocity impact.
    Last edited by margarita25; 08-22-2013 at 02:45 AM.

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    Can you imagine the photo line up for this case, or the special officer drawing up a sketch .... "Yea, that's close, but make the cheeks fuller" ... "No, no, no, the hair was brown, I'm certain of it"
    Anything worth dewing, is worth dewing well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey2Me1MoThyme View Post
    Can you imagine the photo line up for this case, or the special officer drawing up a sketch .... "Yea, that's close, but make the cheeks fuller" ... "No, no, no, the hair was brown, I'm certain of it"
    "No, no, the hemorrhoid was on the right side..."

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