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    UK ∙ Phallic topiary pruned

    Premier Inn removes spherical bushes from plants outside new hotel that made topiary look like a phallus. (Daily Mail)
    * The phallic plants were put outside a new hotel in Woking, Surrey
    * The spherical bushes were removed after raising eyebrows among locals
    * Premier Inn bosses have since said that the bushes don't belong to them

    More, with, erm, pictures, at the link.
    Last edited by wfgodot; 09-25-2013 at 02:35 PM.

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    LMAO just LMAO!
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    If they wait a few months they can even circumshape it.

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    OUCH! lol hilarious. And they allow that green one to stay? I knw that locals refer to it as the great green dildo? It's awful construction; to my artistic eye! Ouch; I wish they would add onto it to change the shape; maybe someday they will as I think it ruins the skyline myself....
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    I received a topiary for my birthday and have no idea how to prune it. I clicked on here thinking this would give me some ideas. guess not....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherry View Post
    OUCH! lol hilarious. And they allow that green one to stay? I knw that locals refer to it as the great green dildo? It's awful construction; to my artistic eye! Ouch; I wish they would add onto it to change the shape; maybe someday they will as I think it ruins the skyline myself....
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    Quote Originally Posted by atm9533 View Post
    I received a topiary for my birthday and have no idea how to prune it. I clicked on here thinking this would give me some ideas. guess not....LOL
    Well, stick around, someone will help you!!! Seriously, didn't you like the topiary? You could use that shape?

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    they just look like a tall bush to me ~shrug~

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    Dangerously close to being NSFW, that one! Hee hee.
    Last edited by rabidstoat; 09-25-2013 at 06:58 PM. Reason: -ing

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    Bahahahaha


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    Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/...k-of-the-town/

    You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.
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    My favorite line in the whole story...... "But some were more concerned about declining standards of British topiary."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elley Mae View Post
    Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/...k-of-the-town/

    You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.
    And they're called bollards. But no bollocks.

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    Mazel tov! I just love a good bris. Anyone want to try the calamari?

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    Those shrubs might be akin to this species of local tree we have here in Alabama, the peenus rigida, more commonly known as the Peckerwood Pine.
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