Man robs store wearing flower pot as disguise, wielding chainsaw

LinasK · Feb 13, 2014

Posted: 9:22 a.m. Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2014
IPSWICH, Australia
If there were awards for such things, an Australian teen would assuredly win the prize for most unique robbery attempt.
According to the Queensland Times, police were called to a local 7-Eleven store after reports that a chainsaw-wielding suspect, wearing a flowerpot on his head to disguise his identity, made a memorable attempt to rob the store. more at link: http://www.wftv.com/news/news/chain...nt_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners2

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

Maybe he was just trying to "get back to his roots"... :waitasec:

:spring:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

Maybe he was robbing a 7-11 because being a florist just wasn't "cutting it"?

:spring:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

Soooo... this "budding" Texas Chainsaw Massacre-ist was carrying a chainsaw, and wearing a flower pot on his head... and nothing else? :behind:

Seems he will be the "butt' of a lot of jokes from now on.... :behind:

pomegranate · Feb 13, 2014

Maybe he was just trying to dispel the myth that potheads don't commit violent crimes.

Linda7NJ · Feb 13, 2014

Oh what I wouldn't give to see a video !!!

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TrackerSam · Feb 13, 2014

IHAVENOCLUE said:
Maybe he was just trying to "get back to his roots"... :waitasec:

:spring:

He's a blooming idiot.

crystalgenie · Feb 13, 2014

This is his acting debut for "World's Dumbest Criminals.."

Mystymiss · Feb 13, 2014

Wonder if he is really in to drugs! Stupid Pot Head....

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

I wonder what his excuse (defense) will be...

I bet it will be full of "fertilizer"...

:no:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

I heard he rode a bike to the scene of the crime...

And expected to just "petal" away... :doh:

:bicycle:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

I wonder if he "planted" any evidence...

Hoping to frame this crime on some other poor "sap"...

:sleuth:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

Hey, deranged chainsaw wielding, plant pot wearing thief! :dj:

The 80's called...

hone:

DEVO said they want their hat back! :furious:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 13, 2014

I wonder if his friends always knew his head was just filled with "sod"?

:waitasec:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 14, 2014

So the perp was wielding a chain saw...

Hmmm....

I wonder if he was just trying to "slash" prices?

:twocents: $$$

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 25, 2014

Maybe he just cracked after always being a "wall flower".... :crazy:

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 25, 2014

Seems he didn't learn good manners when he was a child in the "nursery"... :baby:

Steely Dan · Feb 25, 2014

pomegranate said:
Maybe he was just trying to dispel the myth that potheads don't commit violent crimes.

:laughcry:

IHAVENOCLUE said:
I wonder if he "planted" any evidence...

Hoping to frame this crime on some other poor "sap"...

:sleuth:

:floorlaugh:

IHAVENOCLUE said:
So the perp was wielding a chain saw...

Hmmm....

I wonder if he was just trying to "slash" prices?

:twocents: $$$

:drumroll:

TrackerSam · Feb 25, 2014

Another Devo fan gone gangsta.

IHAVENOCLUE · Feb 25, 2014

TrackerSam said:
Another Devo fan gone gangsta.

:silly:

Such a sad development...:cry:

:silly:

Man robs store wearing flower pot as disguise, wielding chainsaw

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