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  1. #1
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    Trying To Have Sex With ATM

    MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.
    Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.
    According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.
    After his encounter with the ATM, Hutton “then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air,” Rickard reported.

    Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...machine-456932

    I love my ATM. I hope he doesn't expect the ATM to pay him.

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    Oh they call it making a deposit now.

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    I read that online this morning. All I could think of was picnic table=splinters....he's gonna regret that when he sobers up!

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    I wondewr what he was on? Viagra and bath salts maybe? LOL
    “Every day that they don’t find something is good for me.“ Billie Dunn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donjeta View Post
    Oh they call it making a deposit now.
    omgaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by katydid23 View Post
    I wondewr what he was on? Viagra and bath salts maybe? LOL
    LOL I thought the same thing! What a nutty thing to do! '

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    Talk about getting screwed by the bank.
    Unverified Mental Health Professional

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    WTH is wrong is wrong with people.....I cant even begin to understand, some people seriously need to stay inside with their doors locked.......