( Full disclosure, the title was a reader's comment. )

Florida Man Hid Drugs Under 'Stomach Fat'

A Deltona man who weighs about 450 pounds faces multiple charges after sheriff's deputies say he hid cocaine and 23 grams of marijuana under his "stomach fat." The car in which 42-year-old Christopher Mitchell was riding was stopped because he was not using a seat belt. His excuse was being to fat, but the driver appeared nervous. A drug dog hit on the drugs. A handgun & $7000 were also found in the car. http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Fl...263313901.html

Some law-enforcement positions are seriously underpaid!