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A woman at Beisswenger's, a Blaine, Minnesota hardware store had funny-tasting coffee a few times over a few months, and thought the cream must have spoiled. But we'll come back to that later. August 26th, it was a co-worker's behaviour that bothered her. John R. Lind was forever forgetting to zip up, then:
'She told officers that she found Lind that afternoon standing in front of her desk, his back turned to her and his hands near his crotch. The worker wasnt sure what Lind was doing, but she told police he had a deer in the headlights expression on his face when he noticed her behind him.
Lind then quickly left the room and slammed the door behind him, the worker said. Seconds later, Lind came back, told the worker he had a question for her but forgot it. He then left the area.'
The female worker discovered a 'fluid substance' dripping off her desk, and covering her hair scrunchy. Police were called. Eventually, Lind admitted to:
'...ejaculating on his co-workers desk and coffee on Aug. 26, which was his birthday. He then went on to admit that hed ejaculated in her coffee twice in the last six months, and on her desk four times, wiping up the mess with the scrunchy.'
He's due in court September 29th and faces up to a year in prison and/or a $4,500 fine.
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/09/03/charges-minn-man-ejaculated-in-co-workers-coffee/
'She told officers that she found Lind that afternoon standing in front of her desk, his back turned to her and his hands near his crotch. The worker wasnt sure what Lind was doing, but she told police he had a deer in the headlights expression on his face when he noticed her behind him.
Lind then quickly left the room and slammed the door behind him, the worker said. Seconds later, Lind came back, told the worker he had a question for her but forgot it. He then left the area.'
The female worker discovered a 'fluid substance' dripping off her desk, and covering her hair scrunchy. Police were called. Eventually, Lind admitted to:
'...ejaculating on his co-workers desk and coffee on Aug. 26, which was his birthday. He then went on to admit that hed ejaculated in her coffee twice in the last six months, and on her desk four times, wiping up the mess with the scrunchy.'
He's due in court September 29th and faces up to a year in prison and/or a $4,500 fine.
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/09/03/charges-minn-man-ejaculated-in-co-workers-coffee/
