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    How do you convince an elephant to mate?

    Zoo officials have decided a little competition may inspire a male Asian elephant to get into the mating mood. Fort Worth Zoo's lone Asian bull elephant, Groucho, hasn't sired a calf for six years. So zoo officials hope that bringing in another male elephant will spark a flame between Groucho and the female pachyderms.

    Zoo officials have not yet chosen the new suitor, but will choose one of two elephants from Florida's Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Center for Elephant Conservation.

    One of the zoo's female elephants, Rasha, will pick her favorite from photos Wednesday. And zoo patrons can also vote for either Casey or Rajah at http://www.fortworthzoo.com.

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    In my opinion, if that male hasn't been interested in the female in six years, either his equipment doesn't work or its gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeana (DP)
    In my opinion, if that male hasn't been interested in the female in six years, either his equipment doesn't work or its gay.
    hehehe a gay elephant and a cranky one from lack of sex on top of that.
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    Thank goodness this isn't like that horse thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Thank goodness this isn't like that horse thread
    LOL horse? Where and what did I miss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sassy_texasbelle2
    LOL horse? Where and what did I miss.
    Sassy! the man has sex with horse thread - I was glad this elephant was not the same trend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Sassy! the man has sex with horse thread - I was glad this elephant was not the same trend!
    Too bad he died - maybe he could have convinced the elephant!

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    Protect the men. Don't show this thread to them- they will be trying to sneak into the zoo!
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Sassy! the man has sex with horse thread - I was glad this elephant was not the same trend!
    HOLY CRAP...Just read that thread and that is unreal. Never knew people could think of those kind of things. TY Cass
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    Quote Originally Posted by sassy_texasbelle2
    TY Cass
    Ummm... you're welcome, LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Ummm... you're welcome, LOL
    For telling me about the horse thread you goose
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    Quote Originally Posted by sassy_texasbelle2
    For telling me about the horse thread you goose


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