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    Scottish Court deals with Bizarre Fetishes

    SCOTTISH courts are dealing with an ever growing collection of fetishists.

    In September 2003, pervert Ian Curtis was caught having sex with a frozen chicken.

    When he was discovered by his wife Jean, the former military policeman, 42, of Glasgow, was dressed in a skirt, silk blouse and rubber stockings.

    Jean, who later divorced him, shouted at her hubby: 'You dirty b ****** , that's my Sunday lunch.'

    In the same year, farmer Darran Emms, 35, was caught having sex with the family's Rhodesian Ridgeback dog by his pregnant wife Suzanne.

    In 2002, Ross Watt appeared in court charged with having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe.

    The 33-year-old, of Edinburgh, who was being watched by a crowd, was remanded in custody pending a psychiatric report.

    In February 2003, officers arrested oddball Michael Bramham, who duped an Edinburgh woman into letting him cover her feet with baked beans.

    In 1993, Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for trying to have sex with pavements.



    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm...name_page.html

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    How exactly does one go about having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe?

    Jeana?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    Jeana?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    How exactly does one go about having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe?

    Jeana?
    Mabel: Till Jeana answers, I must pop in here

    But don't make me.

    I really have seen it done. (YEA).

    Ok directions.

    MAD DOG 20/20
    Streets of any city, I perfer to see it done in a city such as: Tampa, LA, Miami, or NY

    They seem to be those cities that have those kind of people who indulge in these sorts of behaviors on a regular basis. The country folk seem to do the animals. The city dwellers, (inner) like your equipment, easy to get at, Your following me here, right.

    So you sauce yourself up with some MAD DOG 20/20
    --you must be a male, tie one on...start a howling real loud to gather a crowd.
    --usually there will be some electricial equipment laying by.
    blackouts, always something needing to be fixied in cities.

    maybe you have dropped some drugs to add to your buzz

    you are so wigged out.
    you do not have a woman, you start to imagine the cone,
    she is looking hot.
    it's sweaty out, you dig the color orange.
    she appeals to your senses....
    you feel your body heat rise
    you want to make your move

    she is rather attractive you are thinking?:HappyBday

    Oh my GOD, it's party time

    Your howling
    You see her shoes, but it is blurry.
    You turn her upside down.
    (well you think it's a her, but it's a f.(freakin' cone and a homeless person's shoe)
    you balance the cone as you fall on the shoe, trying to navigate yourself as to get the right angle....

    and you yell..

    "BABY, BIG DADDY IS COMING"

    I think the rest of the picture is clear.

    I don't mean to explain this, but I have seen the cone like behaviors from the boys in the city when it gets to hot and loving is scare.

    Thank you.

    have a great day.

    Cause hey, it's party time.
    Sidenote: Never dress in Orange in a hot city. You may be mistaken for a f. (freakin')Cone.

    Pardon my French all.
    G

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    I've seen how some of those cones behave. They're tramps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    How exactly does one go about having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe?

    Jeana?


    MUST I TEACH YA'LL EVERYTHING????? geez!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    When he was discovered by his wife Jean, the former military policeman, 42, of Glasgow, was dressed in a skirt, silk blouse and rubber stockings.

    Where might one get "rubber stockings"????

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    LOL Jeana

    I dare ya to Google rubber stockings!!!
    Welcome to the World Baby Caleb!!!

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    Why is it some men seem to feel the need to stick it to each and every hole they can find?
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


    "Just when the caterpillar thought its world was over, it became a butterfly" ~ Michelle Knight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gozgals
    Sidenote: Never dress in Orange in a hot city. You may be mistaken for a f. (freakin')Cone.
    I will never wear orange again...


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    Quote Originally Posted by tybee204
    LOL Jeana

    I dare ya to Google rubber stockings!!!

    No way Jose!!! LOL



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