SCOTTISH courts are dealing with an ever growing collection of fetishists.
In September 2003, pervert Ian Curtis was caught having sex with a frozen chicken.
When he was discovered by his wife Jean, the former military policeman, 42, of Glasgow, was dressed in a skirt, silk blouse and rubber stockings.
Jean, who later divorced him, shouted at her hubby: :laugh: 'You dirty b ****** , that's my Sunday lunch.'
In the same year, farmer Darran Emms, 35, was caught having sex with the family's Rhodesian Ridgeback dog by his pregnant wife Suzanne.
In 2002, Ross Watt appeared in court charged with having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe.
The 33-year-old, of Edinburgh, who was being watched by a crowd, was remanded in custody pending a psychiatric report.
In February 2003, officers arrested oddball Michael Bramham, who duped an Edinburgh woman into letting him cover her feet with baked beans.
In 1993, Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for trying to have sex with pavements. :waitasec:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/t...line=bizarre-fetishes-on-rise--name_page.html
In September 2003, pervert Ian Curtis was caught having sex with a frozen chicken.
When he was discovered by his wife Jean, the former military policeman, 42, of Glasgow, was dressed in a skirt, silk blouse and rubber stockings.
Jean, who later divorced him, shouted at her hubby: :laugh: 'You dirty b ****** , that's my Sunday lunch.'
In the same year, farmer Darran Emms, 35, was caught having sex with the family's Rhodesian Ridgeback dog by his pregnant wife Suzanne.
In 2002, Ross Watt appeared in court charged with having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe.
The 33-year-old, of Edinburgh, who was being watched by a crowd, was remanded in custody pending a psychiatric report.
In February 2003, officers arrested oddball Michael Bramham, who duped an Edinburgh woman into letting him cover her feet with baked beans.
In 1993, Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for trying to have sex with pavements. :waitasec:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/t...line=bizarre-fetishes-on-rise--name_page.html