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    Wife Was Battered With Fish

    DRUNK husband John Cole faced the scales of justice for hitting his wife Elaine with a fish.

    A court heard the hung-over former fork-lift driver woke up in a rage thinking she had hidden two cans of beer.

    He punched the ex-barmaid after hitting her with the 8lb pike from their kitchen during Tuesday's row.

    Cole, 54, of Sedgley, West Mids, admitted common assault. He was given a six-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £70 costs by Dudley magistrates.

    After Wednesday's hearing, regretful Cole said he couldn't bring himself to eat the pike.
    He revealed: "I fed it to our cats and dogs."

    Elaine, 49, said she forgave him but added: "I could've been seriously hurt or killed by that fish."

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    IMO the wife needs a swordfish to fight back with for the next time, and there will be a next time


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    Oh. From the title of this thread I thought she had been dipped in eggs and covered with bread crumbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    Oh. From the title of this thread I thought she had been dipped in eggs and covered with bread crumbs.
    I thought the very same thing.

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    This is what we call a "troutslap" in IRC.



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