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  1. #1
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    Nov 2003
    lala land

    I'll go medieval on your hinny

    AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your ****ing skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. (3 pages)

    Nabbed by cops

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Eeeewwwww chainmail+ tazer electrical shock = that had to seriously hurt!
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?

    "Just when the caterpillar thought its world was over, it became a butterfly" ~ Michelle Knight

  3. #3
    ariel7 is offline For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    The beautiful foothills of Appalachia!
    Quote Originally Posted by mysteriew
    Eeeewwwww chainmail+ tazer electrical shock = that had to seriously hurt!
    Oh my goodness!!!!
    ROFL !!!


  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    and if he was wearing ye olde chainmail cup.....ouch...

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