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    Wink answer to "Cat on the Keyboard" problem

    My cat likes to jump up on my lap when I'm on my computer. Sometimes, he will walk across my keyboard if he isn't getting the attention he thinks he deserves. I found the ultimate weapon! Compressed air, the kind you use to blow out your computer with. Cats hate to be shot with the air...now, all I have to do now is pick up the can, my cat gives me a go to hell look, and runs off to pester the birds or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum PI
    My cat likes to jump up on my lap when I'm on my computer. Sometimes, he will walk across my keyboard if he isn't getting the attention he thinks he deserves. I found the ultimate weapon! Compressed air, the kind you use to blow out your computer with. Cats hate to be shot with the air...now, all I have to do now is pick up the can, my cat gives me a go to hell look, and runs off to pester the birds or something.
    It takes a big man to admit he blows his cat.

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    RFLMBO
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marine Mom
    It takes a big man to admit he blows his cat.
    I'm not that big, but I fear no cat. My punishment is swift and final...mpi

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    Well I am glad that it is not only my cat that does this.....I had no idea that this was common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberLaw
    Well I am glad that it is not only my cat that does this.....I had no idea that this was common.
    It is not only common, it could spread among the cat community. This is, alas, our last, and maybe our only defense....mpi

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    Knowing my cat, he would probably look at it as a blow dryer....or he would like it......or be scared for a whole 5 minutes.

    My kitty cat is unique.....really unique.......

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    I know what you mean about cat(s) on the keyboard.. if mine feel ignored they will practically lay across it. I need to get me some of that canned air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum PI
    My cat likes to jump up on my lap when I'm on my computer. Sometimes, he will walk across my keyboard if he isn't getting the attention he thinks he deserves. I found the ultimate weapon! Compressed air, the kind you use to blow out your computer with. Cats hate to be shot with the air...now, all I have to do now is pick up the can, my cat gives me a go to hell look, and runs off to pester the birds or something.
    Your cat and Dusty must be comparing notes. I am trying to ty[e around her right now. Need to get that canned air. My keyboard is full of cat hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper
    Your cat and Dusty must be comparing notes. I am trying to ty[e around her right now. Need to get that canned air. My keyboard is full of cat hair.
    Two of my friends were working on a project with me in a small office with three desks and three chairs. After some time passed, we noticed that there was always two sitting, one standing or kneeling, and the cat was in the other chair, not asleep, but with those squint eyes. We voted, and moved the cat. How do cats get away with this stuff?...mpi


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    I don't have a cat but my ferret crawls on my keyboard.


    Since he has a whole room to play in I don't feel to bad putting him there.

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    My cat gets on my lap and pushes her head under my arms while I am typing. I sometimes forget that everything on the planet is about her, my bad...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marine Mom
    It takes a big man to admit he blows his cat.
    Good one - you're definitely one up on Cass and Mabel today!!!!

    So often times it happens that we live our life in chains, and we never even know we have the key. ...Eagles, "Already Gone"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberLaw
    Knowing my cat, he would probably look at it as a blow dryer....or he would like it......or be scared for a whole 5 minutes.

    My kitty cat is unique.....really unique.......
    that's a scary thought...go ahead and try it(canned air) just for the hell of it. It still works for me, but I fear retribution..so far nothing been peed on that I KNOW of...mpi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum PI
    How do cats get away with this stuff?...mpi
    Magnum - you need to watch this brief demonstration

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