12-23-2015, 06:13 PM #1
FL - Police: Woman arrested after fighting with husband who wouldn't stop farting
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (WPEC) - A woman is facing a charge of battery for fighting with her husband who couldn't stop passing gas.
Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.
The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a split lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.
Dawn called 911.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
"When from a long distant past nothing persists, after the people are dead, after things are broken and scattered, still alone, more persistent, more faithful, the smell and taste of things remain poised a long, long time like souls, ready to remind us, waiting, hoping for their moment amid the ruins of all the rest, and bear unfaltering in the tiny and almost impalpable drop of their essence the vast structure of recollection."
12-23-2015, 06:46 PM #2
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind....
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12-23-2015, 07:02 PM #3
12-24-2015, 11:50 AM #4
He smelt it and found out who dealt it.
Police said Chanele Pauley, 33, was passing gas and breathing heavily after she got pulled over for not signaling a lane change on the Will Rogers Turnpike around 8:45 p.m., according to an arrest report cited by the Tulsa World.
OT but not too far
12-24-2015, 04:17 PM #5Registered User
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How many warnings before deploying pepper spray on hubby?
From OP's link dtd. Dec 22
"Police said she also sprayed pepper spray to keep her husband out of the bathroom."
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