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    Happy Birthday Raven - Oct. 11, 2005



    To The Raven,

    I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday and dedicate this song to you!

    http://w02.easy-sharing.com/28308/cK...thdayRaven.mp3


    Happy Birthday to the Raven...

    Once a year we celebrate
    With stupid hats and plastic plates
    The fact that you were able to make
    Another trip around the sun

    And the whole clan gathers round
    And gifts and laughter do abound
    And we let out a joyful sound
    And sing that stupid song

    Happy birthday!
    Now you're one year older!
    Happy birthday!
    Your life still isn't over!
    Happy birthday!
    You did not accomplish much
    But you didn't die this year
    I guess that's good enough

    So let's drink to your fading health
    And hope you don't remind yourself
    The chance of finding fame and wealth
    Decrease with every year


    Does it feel like you're doing laps
    And eating food and taking naps
    And hoping that someday perhaps
    Your life will hold some cheer

    Happy birthday!
    What have you done that matters?
    Happy birthday!
    You're starting to get fatter

    Happy birthday!
    It's downhill from now on
    Try not to remind yourself

    Your best years are all gone

    If cryogenics were all free
    Then you could live like Walt Disney
    And live for all eternity
    Inside a block of ice

    But instead your time is set
    This is the only life you get
    And though it hasn't ended yet
    Sometimes you wish it might

    Happy birthday!
    You wish you had more money
    Happy birthday!
    Your life's so sad it's funny
    Happy birthday!
    How much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry
    So just cut the stupid cake

    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday, dear Raven and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
    "Dangerous") :HappyBday






    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." ~ Edmund Burke

    "Safety never takes a holiday" ~Britney Romito

    "It's easier to KEEP Raven happy, than it is to MAKE Raven happy." ~Janet Christiansen (Abaroa)

    "Right now you have the capabilities of being a God" ~Karen Abaroa Bolton

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    Trixie you rock...nice orange birthday suit!! http://tinypic.com/ehkjn5.jpg

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    Yo! Happy Birthday Dude!!


    So, the big 2-6. Dang, gettin' closer to 30 everyday now man!!! Guess these are the times when it's time to look back at life and see what all's been accomplished in 26 years:

    POSITIVES

    1. Married a sweet, wonderful woman
    2. Have a healthy, beautiful baby son


    NEGATIVES

    1. Convicted felon
    2. Unable to sustain meaningful employment
    3. Adultery
    4. Financial chaos
    5. Ego driven
    6. Obsessed with desire for material things, no matter the cost
    7. Living at home with Mom
    8. Uneducated (YOUR words in fact!)
    9. Followed with a cloud of suspicion regarding Janet's murder
    10. Seemingly following in the footsteps of your own unstable childhood, as you now rear your child in an atmosphere of insecurity!
    11. Not that you can help some of this I guess, but dude, you LOOK old these days! Balding. Spare tire. What's up with that?


    Wow. Seems that at 26, the "NEGATIVES" certainly outweigh the "POSITIVES!" Dude! What's the deal man??? You need to get your act together dude! At this rate, by 30, that NEGATIVE list is gonna be pages and pages long...who knows though, IF you murdered Janet, then the NEGATIVE items on that list, well, let's just say the ultimate NEGATIVE could very well be:

    The jury finds the defendant, Raven Samuel Abaroa,
    GUILTY OF MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE
    "I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against."

    -Malcolm X

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    Wow. I'm glad I'm not Raven.

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    Term and SES would be so fun at his birthday party, think you will be invited??
    Justice For Janet Christiansen Abaroa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewwwinteresting
    Term and SES would be so fun at his birthday party, think you will be invited??
    Well, gee, I know I haven't gotten an engraved invitation yet...but then, I don't think I'd like the way the party ends. That is, unless it ends in an arrest!!
    Last edited by LTUlegal; 10-11-2005 at 09:39 PM.

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    Well, I will forego this party, as I have better things to do, but I will definitely be visiting North Carolina, for a trial in the future.
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." ~ Edmund Burke

    "Safety never takes a holiday" ~Britney Romito

    "It's easier to KEEP Raven happy, than it is to MAKE Raven happy." ~Janet Christiansen (Abaroa)

    "Right now you have the capabilities of being a God" ~Karen Abaroa Bolton

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    Trix--be sure to wear a t-shirt that's got your screen name on it, so Raven knows exactly who you are!!
    2 Nephi 30:17 "There is nothing which is seceret save it shall be revealed; there is no work of darkness save it shall be made manifest in the light; and there is nothing which is sealed upon the earth save it shall be loosed."

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    Already have one made up darling and I must say, I look smashing in it!
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." ~ Edmund Burke

    "Safety never takes a holiday" ~Britney Romito

    "It's easier to KEEP Raven happy, than it is to MAKE Raven happy." ~Janet Christiansen (Abaroa)

    "Right now you have the capabilities of being a God" ~Karen Abaroa Bolton

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    Quote Originally Posted by terminatrixator
    Already have one made up darling and I must say, I look smashing in it!
    Can't wait to see you on the news!
    Justice For Janet Christiansen Abaroa!


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    OMG, you are brutal.

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    Awe, I'm Camera Shy, but if it would speed up the process, I would have no problem going on National News and spreading the word about Janet's murder and how I feel about the situation.

    When it comes to the trial, the only people who should have their face on the news is beautiful Janets & the Murderers!
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." ~ Edmund Burke

    "Safety never takes a holiday" ~Britney Romito

    "It's easier to KEEP Raven happy, than it is to MAKE Raven happy." ~Janet Christiansen (Abaroa)

    "Right now you have the capabilities of being a God" ~Karen Abaroa Bolton

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    darn!!!!

    ...i missed raven's birthday???

    ...how on earth did i let THAT happen ??? i was planning on baking a cake and everything.............

    ..now i'm going to have to pass it through the cell bars next year..........it's gonna wreck the frosting............
    my opinion...........and i happen to agree with it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauriej
    ..now i'm going to have to pass it through the cell bars next year..........it's gonna wreck the frosting............
    I love the way you rock this board at night lj!
    Justice For Janet Christiansen Abaroa!

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    ..that's sweet of you ewws..
    ..it's LONELY here at night......( sob, self-pity....)

    ..i do check in.......and gosh.....i commend you ALL for sticking it out here...keeping it up with so little 'new' info to grab onto, it has to be so frustrating .........

    .."slow and steady" does win the race though.............( we will see raven come in a very dismal prison-garb 2nd eventually.)
    my opinion...........and i happen to agree with it.....

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