Happy Birthday Raven - Oct. 11, 2005

terminatrixator · Oct 10, 2005

To The Raven,

I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday and dedicate this song to you!

http://w02.easy-sharing.com/28308/cKHwHUkDF5t1v6p7SlsJ1/HappyBirthdayRaven.mp3

Happy Birthday to the Raven...

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear Raven and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
"Dangerous") :HappyBday:behindbar

JustJax · Oct 11, 2005

Trixie you rock...nice orange birthday suit!!:laugh: http://tinypic.com/ehkjn5.jpg

SouthEastSleuth · Oct 11, 2005

Yo! Happy Birthday Dude!!

So, the big 2-6. Dang, gettin' closer to 30 everyday now man!!! Guess these are the times when it's time to look back at life and see what all's been accomplished in 26 years:

POSITIVES

1. Married a sweet, wonderful woman
2. Have a healthy, beautiful baby son

NEGATIVES

1. Convicted felon
2. Unable to sustain meaningful employment
3. Adultery
4. Financial chaos
5. Ego driven
6. Obsessed with desire for material things, no matter the cost
7. Living at home with Mom
8. Uneducated (YOUR words in fact!)
9. Followed with a cloud of suspicion regarding Janet's murder
10. Seemingly following in the footsteps of your own unstable childhood, as you now rear your child in an atmosphere of insecurity!
11. Not that you can help some of this I guess, but dude, you LOOK old these days! Balding. Spare tire. What's up with that?

Wow. Seems that at 26, the "NEGATIVES" certainly outweigh the "POSITIVES!" Dude! What's the deal man??? You need to get your act together dude! At this rate, by 30, that NEGATIVE list is gonna be pages and pages long...who knows though, IF you murdered Janet, then the NEGATIVE items on that list, well, let's just say the ultimate NEGATIVE could very well be:

The jury finds the defendant, Raven Samuel Abaroa,
GUILTY OF MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE

Moxie · Oct 11, 2005

Wow. I'm glad I'm not Raven.

ewwwinteresting · Oct 11, 2005

Term and SES would be so fun at his birthday party, think you will be invited??

LTUlegal · Oct 11, 2005

ewwwinteresting said:
Term and SES would be so fun at his birthday party, think you will be invited??

Well, gee, I know I haven't gotten an engraved invitation yet...but then, I don't think I'd like the way the party ends. That is, unless it ends in an arrest!!:laugh:

terminatrixator · Oct 11, 2005

Well, I will forego this party, as I have better things to do, but I will definitely be visiting North Carolina, for a trial in the future.

Jenifred · Oct 11, 2005

Trix--be sure to wear a t-shirt that's got your screen name on it, so Raven knows exactly who you are!!

terminatrixator · Oct 12, 2005

Already have one made up darling and I must say, I look smashing in it!

ewwwinteresting · Oct 12, 2005

:laugh:

terminatrixator said:
Already have one made up darling and I must say, I look smashing in it!

Can't wait to see you on the news!

Justgimmethetruth · Oct 12, 2005

OMG, you are brutal. :clap:

terminatrixator · Oct 12, 2005

Awe, I'm Camera Shy, but if it would speed up the process, I would have no problem going on National News and spreading the word about Janet's murder and how I feel about the situation.

When it comes to the trial, the only people who should have their face on the news is beautiful Janets & the Murderers!:behindbar

lauriej · Oct 13, 2005

darn!!!!

...i missed raven's birthday???

...how on earth did i let THAT happen ??? i was planning on baking a cake and everything.............

..now i'm going to have to pass it through the cell bars next year..........it's gonna wreck the frosting............

ewwwinteresting · Oct 13, 2005

:laugh:

lauriej said:
..now i'm going to have to pass it through the cell bars next year..........it's gonna wreck the frosting............

I love the way you rock this board at night lj!

lauriej · Oct 14, 2005

..that's sweet of you ewws..
..it's LONELY here at night......( sob, self-pity....)

..i do check in.......and gosh.....i commend you ALL for sticking it out here...keeping it up with so little 'new' info to grab onto, it has to be so frustrating .........

.."slow and steady" does win the race though.............( we will see raven come in a very dismal prison-garb 2nd eventually.)

texasgirl · Oct 14, 2005

lauriej said:
..that's sweet of you ewws..
..it's LONELY here at night......( sob, self-pity....)

..i do check in.......and gosh.....i commend you ALL for sticking it out here...keeping it up with so little 'new' info to grab onto, it has to be so frustrating .........

.."slow and steady" does win the race though.............( we will see raven come in a very dismal prison-garb 2nd eventually.)

Amen to that!!! I don't know how you all do it---sticking it out so well! I get so frustrated that it takes me a few days to come back and get caught up again. I just wish they'd arrest him already and put us all out of our misery!!

Happy Belated Birthday Raven--May the coming year bring you :behindbar !!!

L L & S · Oct 15, 2005

texasgirl said:
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I just wish they'd arrest him already and put us all out of our misery!!

Happy Belated Birthday Raven--May the coming year bring you :behindbar !!!

I bet Raven is thinking the same thing. I wonder how much he really does check out the internet these days.

BTW :HappyBday Raven. (didn't want to get off topic on Trix's thread ... she scares me )

If you were in Raven's shoes, (and if you are take them off EWWWWWWWWW! and I do not mean interesting

) would you come see if there were any birthday posts? Just curious.... I bet I would.

orale · Oct 27, 2005

Yo Rave: You're on the street for your birthday this year, my friend, but you're odds-on favorite to be behind bars for your special day in 2006. I'm sure the bubbas in the local lock up with help you celebrate big time next year, you being the birthday boy and everything. Just something to look forward to.

terminatrixator · Dec 2, 2005

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to Trixie,
Happy Birthday to me.

I can't wait to blow out my candles later and make my wish!

The Rave,for my birthday present how about a polygraph or turning your sociopathic butt in? :HappyBday

snapple · Dec 2, 2005

terminatrixator said:
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to Trixie,
Happy Birthday to me.

I can't wait to blow out my candles later and make my wish!

The Rave,for my birthday present how about a polygraph or turning your sociopathic butt in? :HappyBday

Wishes DO come true! Here's to hoping yours does. Happy Birthday!:HappyBday

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