Ananova: Prisoner sues God

A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

"But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.

But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html?menu=news.quirkies

This is the craziest thing i have ever heard :crazy:

dancingdaisy said:

This is the craziest thing i have ever heard

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You must be new

We see lots of crazy stuff here on this forum :crazy:

Casshew said:

You must be new

We see lots of crazy stuff here on this forum :crazy:

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I am new, I have only been here about a week now, but I'm happy to be here!

hi cass, this guys got a lot of brains suing God. i curse God all the time..."*advertiser censored* it ! Why don't things always go my way?", but suing God? :waitasec:

" But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court." :laugh:

Hi lex, I've heard of people devoting their life to Serving God - but I didn't think they meant with a subpoena :waitasec:

Welcome to Websleuths, dancingdaisy

I'd like to see him try to collect any settlement.

Casshew said:

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But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.

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If they subpoena God and he doesn't show, doesn't the prisoner win by default?

Mabel said:

If they subpoena God and he doesn't show, doesn't the prisoner win by default?

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First they have to get His address to notify Him. From what I understand very few people have seen Him or even know what He looks like.

A burning bush, perhaps?

Casshew said:

Hi lex, I've heard of people devoting their life to Serving God - but I didn't think they meant with a subpoena :waitasec:

Welcome to Websleuths, dancingdaisy

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:laugh: good one cass! this one flew right over my head, till now.

What lucky defense attorney will defend God? ROFL!!

Linda7NJ said:

What lucky defense attorney will defend God? ROFL!!

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lol linda! i don't think defense attorneys want to be in the same room with god.