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    Ananova: Prisoner sues God

    A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

    The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

    His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

    The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

    He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

    "But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

    The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.

    But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.


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    This is the craziest thing i have ever heard
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    Quote Originally Posted by dancingdaisy
    This is the craziest thing i have ever heard
    You must be new

    We see lots of crazy stuff here on this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    You must be new

    We see lots of crazy stuff here on this forum
    I am new, I have only been here about a week now, but I'm happy to be here!
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    hi cass, this guys got a lot of brains suing God. i curse God all the time..."Goddamn it ! Why don't things always go my way?", but suing God?

    " But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court."
    Last edited by lex; 10-17-2005 at 08:06 PM.

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    Hi lex, I've heard of people devoting their life to Serving God - but I didn't think they meant with a subpoena

    Welcome to Websleuths, dancingdaisy

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    I'd like to see him try to collect any settlement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
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    But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.

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    If they subpoena God and he doesn't show, doesn't the prisoner win by default?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    If they subpoena God and he doesn't show, doesn't the prisoner win by default?
    First they have to get His address to notify Him. From what I understand very few people have seen Him or even know what He looks like.

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    A burning bush, perhaps?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Hi lex, I've heard of people devoting their life to Serving God - but I didn't think they meant with a subpoena

    Welcome to Websleuths, dancingdaisy

    good one cass! this one flew right over my head, till now.

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    What lucky defense attorney will defend God? ROFL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda7NJ
    What lucky defense attorney will defend God? ROFL!!
    lol linda! i don't think defense attorneys want to be in the same room with god.



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