Police Dog Relieved of Duties

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Lazy British Police Dog Relieved of Duties
You're Off the Force! British Police Dog Pushed Into Retirement Because of His Lack of Motivation

Buster the German Shepherd could have had a great career as a British police dog had it not been for one flaw: his complete lack of interest in fighting crime.

The canine cop took early retirement after bosses at South Yorkshire Police noted his poor motivation and a fondness for making friends with rowdy drunkards, his former handler said Monday.

Buster, who spent some six months on the beat, has been placed with a family in Sheffield, near this town in northern England, Police Constable David Stephenson said.

"He has a lack of drive and motivation when asked to do operational work," Stephenson told The Associated Press. "He's just a lovely pet."

Two-year-old Buster performed well at the start of his 14-week training program, but his work gradually deteriorated and the problem worsened once he started patrolling the streets, he said.

On one occasion, Buster walked straight past a suspected criminal hiding in the garden of a house late at night and went off to *advertiser censored* his leg.
 
If Trump had this dog at the table, he would say the inevitable words:

Your fired...........

Doggie translation: Woof, Woof.......
 

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