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    Naked man orders coffee while masturbating

    A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

    A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

    When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.

    The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

    The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...rive26-ON.html

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    I could say something really really really bad, but I will refrain in fear of being given a time out.....

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    Please say it.... we need a break from you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Please say it.... we need a break from you
    Oh, okay, who cares...

    I was just gonna say.............

    Maybe he didn't like the cream they served there! Don't jump to conclusions!

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    Oh come on, you can do better than that

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    I just hope he didn't spill his coffee...that would have dampened his ardor (pun intended) really quickly!!!

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    Perhaps - he was creatively perfecting his "multi-tasking skills"???

    It's a bit early in the morning to ..uh, swallow this one, Cass. Bizarre man!


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    Maybe he thought he was at Burger King and was looking to try that new meat'normous breakfast thing ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Oh come on, you can do better than that
    Well I thought it was pretty gosh darn funny!

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    wouldn't ordering a pack of cigarettes be more appropriate after that?


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    Aahhh ... The art of "safe sex"!!!

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    They say that caffeine is a stimulant. Perhaps, he just needed a little stimulation...

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    Too bad the server didn't pour the hot coffe on his private area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amraann
    wouldn't ordering a pack of cigarettes be more appropriate after that?
    No, that comes after the act is completed!
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by poco
    Well I thought it was pretty gosh darn funny!
    LOL, I thought it was pretty funny too!
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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