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Thread: Lovesick Giraffe needs a mate... any mate, hurry.. please

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    Lovesick Giraffe needs a mate... any mate, hurry.. please

    Keepers of a small menagerie at a Mexican park are looking for a mate for a lovesick giraffe after the 15-foot-tall beast tried to make love to a tree and a garden shed. The director of Central Park in Ciudad Juarez, south of the border from El Paso, Texas, said on Friday they have been looking since last month for a mate for the five-year-old giraffe, named Modesto.

    "He's driving us crazy," Juan Aragones told Reuters in a telephone interview. "He's mounted a tree, a fence and even a shed."


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    Will this do?


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    That poor giraffe---we know just how he feels. Hoping they find a mate for him, and soon. Not being free to roam on the plains of Africa, this poor guy doesn't have much chance of just getting lucky once in a while.

    They need to stop keeping animals in zoos; that's extreme cruelty to a wild animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzm1
    That poor giraffe---we know just how he feels.
    LOL Buzz - I have never felt that deserparate to try a tree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    Will this do?

    I think we have a winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    LOL Buzz - I have never felt that deserparate to try a tree
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    Maybe they could find a Camel??

    I have a warped sense of humor.I think most know I work in a store..Right after our Camel mounting story a man came into the store and bought a pack of condoms and a pack of Camels.It just threw me into laughing hysterics!!! I was able to hold off til after he left the store..

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    LOL... I guess his plans changed! thats a riot Nore

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