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    Funnel helps women pee standing up

    A physically challenging feat - women peeing while standing up - is now easily achieved thanks to a funnel-like device, its manufacturer claims.

    Brisbane-based company WhizBiz said "The Whiz" fits snugly against the body to enable women to "take a stand" like their male counterparts and avoid smelly public toilets and long queues.
    http://au.news.yahoo.com/051226/2/xczt.html
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    take a stand .hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiegran
    A physically challenging feat - women peeing while standing up - is now easily achieved thanks to a funnel-like device, its manufacturer claims.

    Brisbane-based company WhizBiz said "The Whiz" fits snugly against the body to enable women to "take a stand" like their male counterparts and avoid smelly public toilets and long queues.
    http://au.news.yahoo.com/051226/2/xczt.html
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    take a stand .hmmm
    Okay.....but it's still not like you can just whip it out and I don't understand how it would mean avoiding lines or public restrooms. It's not like you can just go in the middle of the mall - or dispose of the contents in a nearby trash can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    Okay.....but it's still not like you can just whip it out and I don't understand how it would mean avoiding lines or public restrooms. It's not like you can just go in the middle of the mall - or dispose of the contents in a nearby trash can.
    But at least it's diginfied now.

    <<"Women can urinate standing up, anywhere that a male could with a more dignified and less exposed way than squatting because you can't find or wait for a toilet," Mr Campbell said.>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    Okay.....but it's still not like you can just whip it out and I don't understand how it would mean avoiding lines or public restrooms. It's not like you can just go in the middle of the mall - or dispose of the contents in a nearby trash can.
    Mabel, it depends how stealthy you are, and as of now, when not many "Whizzes" have been sold, there wouldn't be anyone even wondering why you are leaning up against that large potted plant in the middle of the mall. This may start a new trend---everywhere we go, we'll be smelling urine. eewww.

    Whizbiz is said to also be manufacturing a model for the males; a long flexible drain tube, that automatically retracts, and it's guaranteed not to leak, or drip. So now, men won't have to miss any of the ballgame, if they are at the ballpark.

    Whizbiz said these devices were prompted by the devices designed for the astronauts.

    They thought about naming them Heavenly Relief, and Blessed Relief.

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    Does that mean we can write our names in the snow now too??? Woohoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBathHotPants
    Does that mean we can write our names in the snow now too??? Woohoo
    That depends on how much raw talent you have.

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    This all assumes that the women involved are

    1) wearing skirts
    2)not wearing pantyhose
    3) not wearing panties

    There have been various attempts at creating "female urinals" over the years, but they have all appeared to have been designed by men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzm1
    That depends on how much raw talent you have.
    And how many letters in your name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzm1
    That depends on how much raw talent you have.
    Just call me Monet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBean
    But at least it's diginfied now.

    <<"Women can urinate standing up, anywhere that a male could with a more dignified and less exposed way than squatting because you can't find or wait for a toilet," Mr Campbell said.>>
    LOL...it might help keep your pants dry if you had to go in the woods, but where else would you really use this thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBathHotPants
    Just call me Monet!
    Just work on the initial M, and keep us informed about your progress.

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    Well my actual name is Leah and I think the L should be ok but the e and a .... I don't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzm1
    Whizbiz is said to also be manufacturing a model for the males; a long flexible drain tube, that automatically retracts, and it's guaranteed not to leak, or drip. So now, men won't have to miss any of the ballgame, if they are at the ballpark.
    LOL, I can just see it now........sitting at the ball park, watching the game......and suddenly a puddle develops in front of you...........and you aren't the guilty party!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mysteriew
    LOL, I can just see it now........sitting at the ball park, watching the game......and suddenly a puddle develops in front of you...........and you aren't the guilty party!
    You would just have to look around and see who has that sheepish grin on their face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    LOL...it might help keep your pants dry if you had to go in the woods, but where else would you really use this thing?
    oh cripes just give me 2 rocks and a leaf and I am good to go.(literally)

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    I want one.......I want one......I want one ......oh hang on I`m a guy...I`ve already got one


    One question to....they may let you ladies pee in them but what do you do if you want a poo ? (please excuse my use of the word poo, I am unsure how to spell the word *****) lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenGoose
    I want one.......I want one......I want one ......oh hang on I`m a guy...I`ve already got one


    One question to....they may let you ladies pee in them but what do you do if you want a poo ? (please excuse my use of the word poo, I am unsure how to spell the word *****) lol
    ROFLMAO! I don't know, what do guys do when they have to take a "poo"?
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by JBean
    oh cripes just give me 2 rocks and a leaf and I am good to go.(literally)
    Ok, the leaf I understand. But what do you do with the rocks?
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


    "Just when the caterpillar thought its world was over, it became a butterfly" ~ Michelle Knight

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    Quote Originally Posted by mysteriew
    Ok, the leaf I understand. But what do you do with the rocks?
    You set the two rocks on the ground a little bit apart so you can sit your buns on them. It keeps your behind off the ground so you can pee.
    Or we would sit on the edge of the door jamb in the car, just make sure you are sitting far enough forward so you pee outside of the car.

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    With the poo, I ... I don't wanna even go there. T hat is just gross

    So with this funnel thing, are we going to need to wear a cup.
    It's tough enough wearing two cups up top....


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    Similar things have been used by hikers for years. Keeps the hiney away from the ground and all those creepy crawlies that might...well, you get the idea.

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    it would help with peeing in a cup for the doctors, that's for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowangel
    Similar things have been used by hikers for years. Keeps the hiney away from the ground and all those creepy crawlies that might...well, you get the idea.
    That is why I get scared when I ummmmm...hummmmm...squat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBean
    You set the two rocks on the ground a little bit apart so you can sit your buns on them. It keeps your behind off the ground so you can pee.
    Or we would sit on the edge of the door jamb in the car, just make sure you are sitting far enough forward so you pee outside of the car.
    Just be sure the 'leaf' isn't poison oak or ivy....a friend of mine wasn't and they almost had to remove his errr errr err family jewels they got so swollen. He was in the hospital for over a week.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabby
    Just be sure the 'leaf' isn't poison oak or ivy....a friend of mine wasn't and they almost had to remove his errr errr err family jewels they got so swollen. He was in the hospital for over a week.....
    OMGosh

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