Paris Hilton...what in the heck....

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....is she doing in this picture?

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Looks like she got some sand in her pumpkin patch. That was an overshare wasn't it?



Thank you for reading my post!:blushing:
 
Jules said:
My guess would be tending to the crabs.... :eek: :eek: :innocent:
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I'll go along with that. I wonder if she has them named?
 
I wanna know what's on her belly button. Is it a bandaid, or is it a watermark?
 
I am HOPEFUL that she is carrying a little bag that matches her bathing suit and is putting shells in it!!! :eek:
 
OK, I looked, even though I didn't really want to look, and now I'm sorry I looked!

I think I'll go read that tasty coffee thread again. :sick:
 
Juliana said:
She's just nasty, imo.
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Couldn't agree more.... NASTY!!!

As a mother of a daughter a few years younger than her, I am SOOOOOO glad mine is nothing like her. She seems to change boyfriends as often as clothes. If I was a young guy I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. :sick: :sick:
 
IdahoMom said:
I wanna know what's on her belly button. Is it a bandaid, or is it a watermark?
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My guess is she took her piercing out and covered it with tape so the crabs didn't get in the holes.

:eek: :eek: Ok, that sounds all wrong, but you get the point! :blushing: :eek: :angel:
 
T'sNana said:
I am HOPEFUL that she is carrying a little bag that matches her bathing suit and is putting shells in it!!! :eek:
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ROFL! I hope so too!
 
Hope she's not planning to have a crab dinner. I know sorry but I couldn't resist.
 
Maybe she's swimming with her boyfriend and is inserting some sort of birth control.:cool:
 
kato said:
What breasts?
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Maybe she's really a man and is adjusting herself and that is also why she has no breasts?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :innocent: :waitasec:
 
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