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    Bid on lunch with a (?) Leader...Tom Cruise

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    Buy Lunch With Tom Cruise
    Bid on a lunch with A-list
    celebs, leaders, and sports stars
    www.lunchwithaleader.com

    Couldn't help but have a laugh over this 'sponsor'.
    Do you suppose he comes complete with a couch or a speakers podium ? <lol>

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    Having lunch with Tom Cruise is not having lunch with a leader. It's having lunch with a nut.

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    LET'S START THE BIDDING THEN. Let's see, I have an pen with no ink, a bent paperclip, bread bag twist, some dog hair from doggy's haircut I just gave him and an old Safeway flyer.

    That's about as much as I'd bid. WHO'S NEXT?

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    Well...I can top your bid with the hardened paint brush my husband forgot to clean yesterday, an empty one gallon plastic milk jug, the droppings from the bird cage I just clean out this afternoon and my one chicken nugget that I have left from my dinner that I didn't finish. It is still luke warm so I believe it should be counted as a bonus. Next?

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    Someone should correct the typo in the title of this thread.

    Who was it that started this, and didn't know how to spell loser? Or was it supposed to be lunatic? Lamebrain? Lackwit? Gullible crackpot? - you were way off on that one!


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    I'll bid 2 bottles of prozac and one HUGE bottle of xanax. I'm sure I'll be the winner! I'll also throw in a year year subscription to the best magazine ever - People (I have no respect for) Magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittykat1
    I'll bid 2 bottles of prozac and one HUGE bottle of xanax. I'm sure I'll be the winner! I'll also throw in a year year subscription to the best magazine ever - People (I have no respect for) Magazine.
    You'll definitely get it then - he'll want to SAVE YOU from the EVIL PERILS OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueclouds
    You'll definitely get it then - he'll want to SAVE YOU from the EVIL PERILS OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES.
    I bet he would like the nugget better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deandaniellws
    Well...I can top your bid with the hardened paint brush my husband forgot to clean yesterday, an empty one gallon plastic milk jug, the droppings from the bird cage I just clean out this afternoon and my one chicken nugget that I have left from my dinner that I didn't finish. It is still luke warm so I believe it should be counted as a bonus. Next?
    Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!
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    Question Lunch with a Leader (Mario Andretti)



    Ok, I guess I'm naive but I envisioned a roomful of people, like a seminar but hey, this looks pretty much like 'one on one'.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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    Quote Originally Posted by SieSie
    Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!
    Well...... the lint between the toes and the toilet towels..hummmm...I think you do win. Oh darn...and I thought I had it all sewn up. I am so disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SieSie
    Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!
    LOL!!!!!!!!! You Crack me up!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by deandaniellws
    Well...... the lint between the toes and the toilet towels..hummmm...I think you do win. Oh darn...and I thought I had it all sewn up. I am so disappointed.
    But wait - I don't wanna win!! I can't stand Tom Cruise and even though it'd be a cheap win, I'd rather keep my sock-lint and chip crumbs. You can have him or we'll wait for another bidder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SieSie
    Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!
    I'll match your bid and raise you 5
    *I've got a pile of something my dog vomited on the floor (gross -- looks like chili)
    *A small trash can full of Kleenex from me blowing my nose due to a sinus infection (equally gross)
    *Some junk mail that I've collected from my physical mailbox this week. It's a rather huge stack and includes all sorts of coupons for bust enlargement pills, male organ enlargement pills, aspirin and pain killers, vitamins, lots of unnatural stuff and everything else that I'm sure Tom hates
    *An old copy of the movie Vanilla Sky, viewed once. The receipt is taped to the box. I'd like my money back.
    *A Jesus Will Save You flyer that was stuck under my door mat earlier this week.


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    I'll match your bid and raise you 5
    *I've got a pile of something my dog vomited on the floor (gross -- looks like chili)
    *A small trash can full of Kleenex from me blowing my nose due to a sinus infection (equally gross)
    *Some junk mail that I've collected from my physical mailbox this week. It's a rather huge stack and includes all sorts of coupons for bust enlargement pills, male organ enlargement pills, aspirin and pain killers, vitamins, lots of unnatural stuff and everything else that I'm sure Tom hates
    *An old copy of the movie Vanilla Sky, viewed once. The receipt is taped to the box. I'd like my money back.
    *A Jesus Will Save You flyer that was stuck under my door mat earlier this week.

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    man, y'all drive a mean bargain !!!! <lol> I'm not sure if that Jesus flyer will pique his curiousity or make him jump rabidly on another couch....hard to tell....
    just remind me Never to bid against you guys in Vegas.....
    ~lucky aka connie~a newbie (how long is one considered a newbie, I wonder?) in TN.

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