Bid on lunch with a (?) Leader...Tom Cruise

luckyevan93 · Mar 11, 2006

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[/size]Couldn't help but have a laugh over this 'sponsor'.
Do you suppose he comes complete with a couch or a speakers podium ? <lol>:crazy:

carnation · Mar 11, 2006

Having lunch with Tom Cruise is not having lunch with a leader. It's having lunch with a nut.

blueclouds · Mar 11, 2006

LET'S START THE BIDDING THEN. Let's see, I have an pen with no ink, a bent paperclip, bread bag twist, some dog hair from doggy's haircut I just gave him and an old Safeway flyer.

That's about as much as I'd bid. WHO'S NEXT?

deanws · Mar 11, 2006

Well...I can top your bid with the hardened paint brush my husband forgot to clean yesterday, an empty one gallon plastic milk jug, the droppings from the bird cage I just clean out this afternoon and my one chicken nugget that I have left from my dinner that I didn't finish. It is still luke warm so I believe it should be counted as a bonus. Next?

Details · Mar 11, 2006

Someone should correct the typo in the title of this thread.

Who was it that started this, and didn't know how to spell loser? Or was it supposed to be lunatic? Lamebrain? Lackwit? Gullible crackpot? - you were way off on that one!

kittykat1 · Mar 11, 2006

I'll bid 2 bottles of prozac and one HUGE bottle of xanax. I'm sure I'll be the winner! I'll also throw in a year year subscription to the best magazine ever - People (I have no respect for) Magazine.

blueclouds · Mar 11, 2006

kittykat1 said:
I'll bid 2 bottles of prozac and one HUGE bottle of xanax. I'm sure I'll be the winner! I'll also throw in a year year subscription to the best magazine ever - People (I have no respect for) Magazine.

You'll definitely get it then - he'll want to SAVE YOU from the EVIL PERILS OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES.

deanws · Mar 11, 2006

blueclouds said:
You'll definitely get it then - he'll want to SAVE YOU from the EVIL PERILS OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES.

I bet he would like the nugget better.

SieSie · Mar 11, 2006

deandaniellws said:
Well...I can top your bid with the hardened paint brush my husband forgot to clean yesterday, an empty one gallon plastic milk jug, the droppings from the bird cage I just clean out this afternoon and my one chicken nugget that I have left from my dinner that I didn't finish. It is still luke warm so I believe it should be counted as a bonus. Next?

Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!

luckyevan93 · Mar 11, 2006

Ok, I guess I'm naive but I envisioned a roomful of people, like a seminar but hey, this looks pretty much like 'one on one'.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

deanws · Mar 11, 2006

SieSie said:
Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!

Well...... the lint between the toes and the toilet towels..hummmm...I think you do win. Oh darn...and I thought I had it all sewn up. I am so disappointed.

michelle · Mar 11, 2006

SieSie said:
Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!

LOL!!!!!!!!! You Crack me up!!!

SieSie · Mar 11, 2006

deandaniellws said:
Well...... the lint between the toes and the toilet towels..hummmm...I think you do win. Oh darn...and I thought I had it all sewn up. I am so disappointed.

But wait - I don't wanna win!! I can't stand Tom Cruise and even though it'd be a cheap win, I'd rather keep my sock-lint and chip crumbs. You can have him or we'll wait for another bidder. :crazy:

PrayersForMaura · Mar 12, 2006

SieSie said:
Ah, finally an auction even I can enjoy! I've got some sock-lint from in between my toes, potato chip crumbs left in a crumpled bag, 2 huge bags of dog poop from the yard I cleaned yesterday, and the icing on the cake - the used paper towels I cleaned the toilet with. Top that!

I'll match your bid and raise you 5 :crazy:
*I've got a pile of something my dog vomited on the floor (gross -- looks like chili)
*A small trash can full of Kleenex from me blowing my nose due to a sinus infection (equally gross)
*Some junk mail that I've collected from my physical mailbox this week. It's a rather huge stack and includes all sorts of coupons for bust enlargement pills, male organ enlargement pills, aspirin and pain killers, vitamins, lots of unnatural stuff and everything else that I'm sure Tom hates
*An old copy of the movie Vanilla Sky, viewed once. The receipt is taped to the box. I'd like my money back.
*A Jesus Will Save You flyer that was stuck under my door mat earlier this week.

:innocent:

luckyevan93 · Mar 12, 2006

Quote:

I'll match your bid and raise you 5

*I've got a pile of something my dog vomited on the floor (gross -- looks like chili)
*A small trash can full of Kleenex from me blowing my nose due to a sinus infection (equally gross)
*Some junk mail that I've collected from my physical mailbox this week. It's a rather huge stack and includes all sorts of coupons for bust enlargement pills, male organ enlargement pills, aspirin and pain killers, vitamins, lots of unnatural stuff and everything else that I'm sure Tom hates
*An old copy of the movie Vanilla Sky, viewed once. The receipt is taped to the box. I'd like my money back.
*A Jesus Will Save You flyer that was stuck under my door mat earlier this week.

...................
man, y'all drive a mean bargain !!!! <lol> I'm not sure if that Jesus flyer will pique his curiousity or make him jump rabidly on another couch....hard to tell....
just remind me Never to bid against you guys in Vegas.....

~lucky aka connie~a newbie (how long is one considered a newbie, I wonder?) in TN.

Dark Knight · Mar 12, 2006

PrayersForMaura said:
I'll match your bid and raise you 5 :crazy:
*I've got a pile of something my dog vomited on the floor (gross -- looks like chili)
*A small trash can full of Kleenex from me blowing my nose due to a sinus infection (equally gross)
*Some junk mail that I've collected from my physical mailbox this week. It's a rather huge stack and includes all sorts of coupons for bust enlargement pills, male organ enlargement pills, aspirin and pain killers, vitamins, lots of unnatural stuff and everything else that I'm sure Tom hates
*An old copy of the movie Vanilla Sky, viewed once. The receipt is taped to the box. I'd like my money back.
*A Jesus Will Save You flyer that was stuck under my door mat earlier this week.

:innocent:

I'm not so sure I like the Jesus flyer listed with those other items, lol.

carnation · Mar 12, 2006

Now come on, folks. None of us wants to win that auction. We would all lose the lunch we just had with L. Ron's puppet. Our time would be better spent signing that online petition to revoke Tom Cruise's citizenship. Let's blast him out into space where he belongs!

PrayersForMaura · Mar 12, 2006

Dark Knight said:
I'm not so sure I like the Jesus flyer listed with those other items, lol.

Oh, I meant no religious disrespect and I know Jesus saving you would be more valuable than anything else I bid! But the flyer I received was a bit whacked out like he is.
I am religious. The stuff on this flyer is more up his alley.

Edited to better explain... I believe in God.
This flyer was very extreme... the type you'd get in Las Vegas on a street corner. I hope this gives a clearer picture. Open foot insert mouth, or vice versa! :crazy:

deanws · Mar 13, 2006

PrayersForMaura said:
I'll match your bid and raise you 5 :crazy:
*I've got a pile of something my dog vomited on the floor (gross -- looks like chili)
*A small trash can full of Kleenex from me blowing my nose due to a sinus infection (equally gross)
*Some junk mail that I've collected from my physical mailbox this week. It's a rather huge stack and includes all sorts of coupons for bust enlargement pills, male organ enlargement pills, aspirin and pain killers, vitamins, lots of unnatural stuff and everything else that I'm sure Tom hates
*An old copy of the movie Vanilla Sky, viewed once. The receipt is taped to the box. I'd like my money back.
*A Jesus Will Save You flyer that was stuck under my door mat earlier this week.

:innocent:

Maura...the auction just closed and I deem you the winner! Lucky you! Let us know how it turns out!

Siesie almost had it...but the Vanilla Sky movie with the receipt taped on the box pulled Maura into the lead. Maybe next time honey.

PrayersForMaura · Mar 13, 2006

deandaniellws said:
Maura...the auction just closed and I deem you the winner! Lucky you! Let us know how it turns out! Siesie almost had it...but the Vanilla Sky movie with the receipt taped on the box pulled Maura into the lead. Maybe next time honey.

Yay! I am thinking that I will see if he will meet me for lunch at the Mexican place. We'll load up on the bean casserole and when he starts feeling all gurggily inside, I will say, oh I am terribly sorry but you can't have any antacids or medicine or things like that. You'll just have to suffer through the poopies on your own, Tom. Too bad. :razz:

:crazy: Just kidding.

I still can't believe he wants Katie to have her baby in complete silence, no painkillers, no screaming in pain, no sounds not even grunts. No NOTHING!
How crazy is that? :slap:
Sheesh.

And Vanilla Sky is on my top five list of all-time worst movies ever.
In fact, I can't even watch any movie with him any more, but this one was REALLY bad.

Where did the Risky Business Top Gun Tom Cruise of the good ol' days run off to?

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