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    Red face Man Severs Own Penis~Throws it at Cops



    http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

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    Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdahoMom


    http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

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    Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
    he showed them!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
    Hope nobody stepped on it.

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    GEEEZ, why reattach it? It's probably usless anyways... The things people do


    This post is my opinion only, and is subject to making me look totally confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperDoll
    GEEEZ, why reattach it? It's probably usless anyways... The things people do
    he was distraught of girlfriend problems...........he aint seen distraught yet!!!!!!!
    or girlfriend problems.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2mirish
    he was distraught of girlfriend problems...........he aint seen distraught yet!!!!!!!
    or girlfriend problems.....
    I would think that the nerves are damaged, then again, what do I know MEDICALLY about a penis..hehe.. I know the "ins and outs" of it in an intimate setting, along with a few other things... hehe


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    Can you say "hopped up on drugs"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperDoll
    I would think that the nerves are damaged, then again, what do I know MEDICALLY about a penis..hehe.. I know the "ins and outs" of it in an intimate setting, along with a few other things... hehe
    PD...You are too much! Thanks...I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

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    EEEEYOOOOWWWWWWW! All I can say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by englishleigh
    Can you say "hopped up on drugs"?
    hope he enjoyed it, could be a long time before he is hopped UP again !


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    Quote Originally Posted by j2mirish
    hope he enjoyed it, could be a long time before he is hopped UP again !
    BWaaahahahahhahaha, that was a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2mirish
    he was distraught of girlfriend problems...........he aint seen distraught yet!!!!!!!
    or girlfriend problems.....
    I guess he thought turning himself into a girl would help him understand his girlfriend better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2mirish
    hope he enjoyed it, could be a long time before he is hopped UP again !

    Bahahahaa!!

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    Good LORD! This guy had balls! And that's ALL! He and the soccer nut who cut his nutz off should get together and compare notes!

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    Funny story that happened to me.....

    I worked at a major metropolitan police department and a gentleman checked into a motel one night and cut off one of his own testicles with an ejackto (sp?) knife and then called 911. Of course, our officers respond and ambulances and they take him to the hospital. This was the SECOND time he had done this. He had already cut off one in a previous incident. He was doing his own sex change operation one piece at a time!!!!!

    Anyway......next morning after his little "operation" he calls the Police Chief's office where I answer the phone. He wanted to know where IT was and could he have it b-a-c-k!!!!!!!! I very calmly replied, "I'll transfer you to evidence." I had no idea where IT was and didn't care, but I just wanted to get off the phone with him. I've always wondered if he kept them in a little bottle like my mom did her kidney stones!!!!!!
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