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  1. #1
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    Man Dies after climbing into Lion's cage

    I cannot say this enough times


    http://www.comcast.net/news/internat...&cvqh=itn_lion

    Snip...interviews with witnesses who said the man told them that he believed God would not allow the lions to hurt him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bakerprune64
    I cannot say this enough times


    http://www.comcast.net/news/internat...&cvqh=itn_lion

    Snip...interviews with witnesses who said the man told them that he believed God would not allow the lions to hurt him.
    Wow, guess God didn't help him that day then did he?? Surely the poor man had mental problems to do this??

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    Obviously his name was not Daniel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandora
    Obviously his name was not Daniel.
    good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandora
    Obviously his name was not Daniel.
    Bravo!

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    And the winner of the Darwin award for this month is...

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    Good one Opie!

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    Reminds me of that old joke...

    A man's home was being flooded in a torrential rainstorm. The water rose higher and higer and he prayed to God to save him. Soon two men in a motor boat come to his second floor window and tell him to jump in. He says "God will save me, I'm staying here." Later he has to climb to the roof as the water rises. A helicopter with rescuers calls to him to grab onto the rope they hang down for him. "God will save me", he proclaims and waves them off. He drowns in the flood and is up in heaven when he meets God he says "Why didn't you save me?" God looks at him incredulously and says "For crying out out, I sent a boat and a chopper, what did you want me to do?".

    My mama always said that God helps those who help themselves.

  9. #9
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    Headline should read: "Man Weeds Himself Out."