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    Bidding for Mummified Walrus Penis Bone

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294734,00.html
    LOS ANGELES Among all the fossils, skeletons, meteorites and gemstones for sale Sunday at the I.M. Chait Gallery natural history auction, lot #127 stands out.
    It's a mummified baculum, or penis bone, from a species of walrus that went extinct 12,000 years ago. The piece is more than 4 feet long, curves to a point and is covered with weathered skin and dry muscle tissue.
    Who would want to own such an odd thing? Lots of people, including technology executives, Hollywood producers and A-list celebrities. Bidding starts at $16,000.
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    how exactly do you display a large mummified penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherri79 View Post
    how exactly do you display a large mummified penis?
    Apparently, you've never heard of a "strap-on."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nova View Post
    Apparently, you've never heard of a "strap-on."
    lmao and ewwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherri79 View Post
    lmao and ewwwww
    Miss Sherri, I must say I am shocked! I assumed you were too much of a lady to know what that meant. No doubt this is what comes of reading at WS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nova View Post
    Miss Sherri, I must say I am shocked! I assumed you were too much of a lady to know what that meant. No doubt this is what comes of reading at WS...
    Yeah, we have a bone to pick with you - a PENIS BONE, that is!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherri79 View Post
    The piece is more than 4 feet long, curves to a point

    Yikes.....No wonder they went extinct

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    So just how much was Michael Jackson's bid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherri79 View Post
    The piece is more than 4 feet long, curves to a point


    Quote Originally Posted by C.Whalen View Post
    Yikes.....No wonder they went extinct
    c.whalen gets my vote for the post of the day award !!

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    well, they sell unmummified walrus dicks here all the time:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oosik

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    Quote Originally Posted by BethInAK View Post
    well, they sell unmummified walrus dicks here all the time:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oosik
    why ...why did i click the link???


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    "these are not to be played with by children."

    I thought that was a funny line in the article.

    Interior designers also bid for polished and mounted artifacts.

    Who here would like to say their job is polishing and mounting whale dicks?

    And, in case you didn't know, a whale dick is called a "dork" according to Ripley's Believe it or Not museaum in Orlando. They have one on display and the sign says so.
    FUN... is a renewable resource!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlitchWizard View Post
    "these are not to be played with by children."

    I thought that was a funny line in the article.

    Interior designers also bid for polished and mounted artifacts.

    Who here would like to say their job is polishing and mounting whale dicks?

    And, in case you didn't know, a whale dick is called a "dork" according to Ripley's Believe it or Not museaum in Orlando. They have one on display and the sign says so.
    All these years I've been calling people "dorks" without ever realizing it had a meaning!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlitchWizard View Post
    "these are not to be played with by children."

    I thought that was a funny line in the article.

    Interior designers also bid for polished and mounted artifacts.

    Who here would like to say their job is polishing and mounting whale dicks?

    And, in case you didn't know, a whale dick is called a "dork" according to Ripley's Believe it or Not museaum in Orlando. They have one on display and the sign says so.
    nice use of the term "mount". now when i call my hubby a dork i can say it is a compliment on his man hood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BethInAK View Post
    well, they sell unmummified walrus dicks here all the time:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oosik
    Who knew? Now that I do, I'm desperate to own one!
    I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death!



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