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    Unkindest cut of all ~ Man severs penis

    PENTICTON, B.C. -- A man who ran naked through down the street with blood gushing from his severed penis yesterday mutilated himself, said RCMP in this Okanagan city.

    Police received a report at about 2 p.m. of a man running down the street, screaming "Repent, repent, fornicators."

    The 33-year-old Penticton man, who was wearing only a toque, was later found with his penis and testicles severed near a construction site.

    Paramedics covered the struggling, bleeding man with a sheet and lifted him onto a stretch while he continued to yell.

    Foul play is not suspected, said RCMP.

    The man's severed parts were later found in his home and taken to hospital.

    Story from Calgary Sun

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    OUch ! He shouldn't let things like that laying around the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinnieB
    OUch ! He shouldn't let things like that laying around the house.

    LINNIEB, I expect this from Cass, but youuuuuuuuuuu????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueclouds
    LINNIEB, I expect this from Cass, but youuuuuuuuuuu????????
    What? Whaddaya mean by that

    You should hear the things Linnie says She makes me look like Mother Theresa

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    I think we need to take up a collection so that the cop or paramedic who had to go retrieve the severed penis can take themselves out to get really stinking drunk and try to forget about the whole incident. LOL There isn't enough money on this planet to make me go looking for a severed anything . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by LP Moderator
    I think we need to take up a collection so that the cop or paramedic who had to go retrieve the severed penis can take themselves out to get really stinking drunk and try to forget about the whole incident. LOL There isn't enough money on this planet to make me go looking for a severed anything . . .


    Bahahahaha ! Too funny !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    What? Whaddaya mean by that

    You should hear the things Linnie says She makes me look like Mother Theresa


    She speaks the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinnieB
    She speaks the truth
    Gosh that little irish dancing fool.. is SO ANNOYING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Gosh that little irish dancing fool.. is SO ANNOYING!


    Yeah...Isn't it ? Wonder who could of made that for me ??!!

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    I'm just glad they found the missing parts. I'd hate to see them on the side of the milk carton when I'm eating my cereal in the morning.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    I'm just glad they found the missing parts. I'd hate to see them on the side of the milk carton when I'm eating my cereal in the morning.


    Bahahhahaaaaaa !!!

    I'm getting one he$$ of a visual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    I'm just glad they found the missing parts. I'd hate to see them on the side of the milk carton when I'm eating my cereal in the morning.
    Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I have no words, the thought is too funny



    Back at yah Cass (I don't see LinneB posting all the weird ones in the bizarre news)