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    Man's erection becomes tourist attraction

    A man has become a tourist attraction in the Dominican Republic after admitting himself to hospital with an erection that had lasted six days.

    Staff at Jose Maria Cabral and Baez hospital in Villa Gonzalez said nurses, doctors and members of the public had turned up to glimpse his predicament for themselves.

    Terra reports that unfortunate Igancio Cabrera, 25, was told by doctors that urgent surgery was required because untreated the condition could have left him impotent.


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    Surgery???????????????

    Someone should have just flicked it real hard with their fingers - that usually works.......... bahahahahahaha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poco
    Surgery???????????????

    Someone should have just flicked it real hard with their fingers - that usually works.......... bahahahahahaha!!!!
    OR a pencil

    Just flick it with a pencil ~ that does the trick!

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    hahahaa! you guys crack me up!
    I have been reading WS for a while but I have finally found the thread that really entertains me.
    thanks for finding these great stories!

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    the nurse in me feels obligated to post this...

    Priapism... Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.
    http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic1908.htm

    the jokster in me feels compelled to respond...

    HOT DAMN... a hard on to die for!!
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    Six days ? Wowwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinnieB
    Six days ? Wowwwww
    Hey Linnie - I bet your hubby can beat that.... (I mean the record) LOL

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    In one of the commercials for a new male potency drug they warn that you should see your doctor if your erection doesn't go down after 4 days. Wouldn't that be more of an advertisment than a warning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    In one of the commercials for a new male potency drug they warn that you should see your doctor if your erection doesn't go down after 4 days. Wouldn't that be more of an advertisment than a warning?
    Uhhh.. what was the name of that drug again...?

    *making my shopping list*

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    My Gawd, how flippin' Hilarious! Can you imagine cutting into an engorged penis? What a mess that would be, cause if it was really hard I don't think a turnaquit {sp} would work! BaHaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa

    Operate - gee, I wonder what they would do in the operation? Drain it of blood! BaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    I can't type anymore, my eyes filled up with tears from laughing so hard!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by scandi
    My Gawd, how flippin' Hilarious! Can you imagine cutting into an engorged penis? What a mess that would be, cause if it was really hard I don't think a turnaquit {sp} would work! BaHaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa

    Operate - gee, I wonder what they would do in the operation? Drain it of blood! BaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    I can't type anymore, my eyes filled up with tears from laughing so hard!!!!



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    They called in the specialist, they called in the nurses, theY called in the anesthesiologist to anesthetize the patient - then they FLICKED IT WITH THEIR FINGERS!!!!!! Bahahahahaha

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    maybe this will work suck, suck, suck BLOW
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    Quote Originally Posted by indigomood
    maybe this will work suck, suck, suck BLOW
    Did it work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by poco
    Did it work?
    I don't know, nice girls don't do that... but that smily icon might!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    A man has become a tourist attraction in the Dominican Republic after admitting himself to hospital with an erection that had lasted six days.

    Staff at Jose Maria Cabral and Baez hospital in Villa Gonzalez said nurses, doctors and members of the public had turned up to glimpse his predicament for themselves.

    Terra reports that unfortunate Igancio Cabrera, 25, was told by doctors that urgent surgery was required because untreated the condition could have left him impotent.


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    Somehow, Cass, you finding this story didn't surprise me esp. with all the talk about your cooch in the Parking Lot Bar.... LOL
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