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    Fart tax

    I was reading this month's "Audubon" magazine . In New Zealand, the methane gas expelled by cattle is becoming a real environmental problem., leading to
    discussion of instituting the world's first "fart tax",as it is called.I'm not sure
    how the guilty perpretrators will be singled out to be taxed. Will the cows blame it on the dogs?

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    My Coworker owes a lot of money! The client always wonders why I leave the room....

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    The ranchers need to mix Bean-O (or Bean Away) or whatever it is called in with the food.............

    So often times it happens that we live our life in chains, and we never even know we have the key. ...Eagles, "Already Gone"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BirdieBoo
    My Coworker owes a lot of money! The client always wonders why I leave the room....
    BahaaaaaaaaaaaSounds like your coworker needs to be issued a
    citation for violation..with a huge healthy tax. Let's see that's a 10 registering here on my fartometer, which ranslates to.....hmmmm ......times 8mil rate,
    looks like some big bucks......



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