Watermelon is the new Viagra

LOL OceanBlueEyes! Me, too!
 
I just bought a watermelon for the 4th and now just read this thread, mmm maybe I ought to return the watermelon. :waitasec:
 
OMG! I just got watermelon for lunch and I'm trapped at work! Guess I better get familiar with the sexual harassment laws in the workplace!
 
Oh god, don't show this to my hubby. He'll try to force feed me watermelon if he hears this. I've told him a million times to try a little "choreplay" instead but he just doesn't seem to get it. :)
 
LOL, I knew I should not have bought that watermelon!

Oh, I just got the giggles so bad imagining a child explaining why Mama's tummy is so big..."She ate a watermelon."

I don't know why that popped into my head, but I just love when little kids give their explanation or "recipe" for something and put a humorous twist on it without even knowing.

Sorry, I have spent all day on the Brooke Bennett threads and needed something happy to think about, I guess. I am punchy.:crazy::crazy::crazy:
 
I predict a huge increase in watermelon sales.. by men. What a great way to market them!
 
Oh god, don't show this to my hubby. He'll try to force feed me watermelon if he hears this. I've told him a million times to try a little "choreplay" instead but he just doesn't seem to get it. :)


"Choreplay" I love it:clap:
 

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