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  1. #1
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    Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

    Talk about bizarre...

    http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

    A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

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    What???????? I am sitting here just crackig up! Surely this has to be a joke. How bizarre!!!!

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    Yup, the dog ate the weapon. Why didn't I see that one coming?

    Susan

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    Man thats just messed up.

    Was he going to cook the victim?

    Maybe its some kind of bizarre fettish

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    See, I am still sitting here laughing over this!!! Just told my husband about it and we are cracking up! So bizarre!

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    Okay, it truly seems like there is something missing from this story. Or maybe I just can't wrap my head around it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DewSeeker View Post
    Okay, it truly seems like there is something missing from this story. Or maybe I just can't wrap my head around it.
    Would that be a giant grill that is missing from the story? I think these guys were going to end up as dinner.

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    This creeped me out. I mean what is up with that?

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    Rolf! I just about spit my tea!! Thats some crazy stuff! It woud be weird enough to wake up and find your spouse doing that to you...but a stranger??? whoa!

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    OMG


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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumnmoon View Post
    Rolf! I just about spit my tea!! Thats some crazy stuff! It woud be weird enough to wake up and find your spouse doing that to you...but a stranger??? whoa!
    If you wake up and find your spouse doing this to you.... check to see if the oven is on!



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