Vaseline Vandal Can't Slip Past Police

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Chamberlain may have thought he managed to slide by police when he switched motels.

But when he was allegedly found a short while later glimmering from head to toe in petroleum jelly, authorities believed they had their man.

Chamberlain, 44, of McClean, Va., is accused of coating nearly every available surface in his room at the Motel 6 near Binghamton with the unctuous substance.

Then, after checking out, a cleaning crew discovered the gooey mess -- one that included mattresses, bedding, a television set, furniture, carpeting and towels all slathered with petroleum jelly.

Damage to the room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000, and once police arrived, they found 14 empty petroleum jelly containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

A short time later, a sheriff's deputy found Chamberlain in a room at another motel, his body smeared entirely in the greasy stuff, authorities said.

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I have horrible images in my head of what this guy must have been doing. Why did you do this to me Cass???? :bang:
 
Arielle said:
I have horrible images in my head of what this guy must have been doing. Why did you do this to me Cass???? :bang:

LOL... ummm I do it because... I can? :D
 
LOL... they must have cleaned him up.. I was expecting him to look all greasy. Vaseline ~ Yuck!
 
OMG, he looks like somebody I know!!!! :sick: Now I really, really have bad images in my head. Maybe I need professional help!
 
Imagine what the clerk at the store where he bought the 14 containers of vaseline must have thought about him!!!
 
Arielle said:
OMG, he looks like somebody I know!!!! :sick: Now I really, really have bad images in my head. Maybe I need professional help!

As long as it's not your husband.. you're okay LOL
 
Casshew said:
As long as it's not your husband.. you're okay LOL

No, according to Jayelles, my husband looks like Elton John. Is that better? I'm not sure.
 
Arielle said:
No, according to Jayelles, my husband looks like Elton John. Is that better? I'm not sure.

LOL ~ it is starting to look like a toss up :doh:
 

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