Yeah I have wanted to kick a few talkers before but, shoot them!
During the 90's my big ole lesbian co-worker and I went to see a horror movie. A guy sat behind us the whole time going, "Oh she's going to be killed next!" "He's behind the barn!" "He's going to have his head cut off now!"
She turned around halfway through and demanded our ticket money back. He gave it to her and we played a few arcade games and re-watched the movie. I was jaw dropped for 1/2 hour.