German couple - SEX??????

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• May 21, 2004

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After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic to figure out what was wrong.

Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled — both husband and wife were healthily fertile.

Then came the important question.

"When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120309,00.html


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• May 21, 2004

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LOL Aussie... it is hard to believe, isn't it?

I wondered how they avoide watching 'nature programs'? there is always something mating on one of those

 

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• May 21, 2004

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Wow- They must never watch TV or must be confused as heck about most of the messaging. Hard to believe in this day in age someone could miss the constant barrage of sexual imagery. I wonder if these two had siblings and if they were also clueless.......These two must have no sex drive at all. LOL I mean lots of people have figured it out who haven't had the formal sex talk. I wonder what will happen to them.......L

 

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• May 21, 2004

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I really wonder what the heck they did on their wedding night

 

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• May 21, 2004

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LOL scrabble?????????????????????

This story has really got to me LOL
One minute I'm laughing, the next, What the ****

The "oh so strange" thing is both where clueless, sheeeeshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! what would be the odds of that in this day and age.

Obviously there parents know lol so why didnt they explain to them.

Actually now I'm starting to feel like a real meanie with all this laughing

Its sad really when you think about it, they have wanted a baby for all those years.

oppps laughing again LOL, youre right Icookster, they mustnt have any sex drive at all

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• May 21, 2004

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LOL... like someone said on another thread ~ remember the movie "blue lagoon" well brooke and her boyfriend figured it out LOL

 

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• May 22, 2004

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That's OK there are enough dumb people out there, without facilitating creating more.

They were both borderline retarded individuals.

Not everyone was meant to have children.

They should get sex therapy, provided free by the govt. due to the failure of liberal society to ensure the self-esteem and happiness of all its citizens.

 

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• May 23, 2004

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Anyone who doesn't have the intuition to have sex, (I mean c'mon your body basically will move you to doing what needs to be done) shouldn't be having a child. Babies don't come with instructions either.You have to rely on your instincts 90% of the time and these two have none.


I think their parents are related.

 

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• May 23, 2004

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OMG, this is doubtful. I mean, 36 years old. How did we evolve from cave man? Did they have to see a tv show too? Give me a break.
I don't buy it.