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  1. #1
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    Magic salary for live-in witch Anyone need a job?

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090707...e-6323e80.html

    The unique job offer comes with a salary of 50,000 pro rata based on work during school holidays and at weekends.

    The job advert, which has gone into local newspapers and job centres, states that the successful applicant "must be able to cackle" and "must not be allergic to cats".
    JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintr View Post
    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090707...e-6323e80.html

    The unique job offer comes with a salary of 50,000 pro rata based on work during school holidays and at weekends.

    The job advert, which has gone into local newspapers and job centres, states that the successful applicant "must be able to cackle" and "must not be allergic to cats".

    Cool. I wonder how my husband would feel about relocating to England.






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    The article mentions that applicants will be judged on their ability to complete "witch tests". Um, what the heck is a witch test?

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    Wasn't that the test where a suspected witch was tied to a dunking stool and lowered into the water. If she /he didn't drown they were considered a witch and burned at the stake. If they did drown they were considered innocent. Ooops!

    I think the future employers were being funny. At least I hope so or the position will never be filled.
    JMO

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    I think I've just found my calling! Except for the cat thing - I'm a dog person. Maybe they could wear a disguise?

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    I'm guaranteed to get this job. I have many reliable references who will confirm that I am a witch.

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    Hmmmm...how much does that equal in US currency? I love cats, can cackle with the best of them, and can pass "witch"ever tests they want me take!! LOL I come with my own hat, beautiful array of colorful capes, can do my own stage make-up complete with fake warts if they like, and can conjure up spells which would make their head spin. hehehe Where do I sign up?!
    "WE SEEK FOR THE TRUTH. WE SEEK JUSTICE.
    THE COURTS REQUIRE IT. THE VICTIMS CRY FOR IT
    AND GOD DEMANDS IT!"

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    and rescue workers, Team 5, at the OKC Bombing site 4-19-1995.



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    *casts the evil eye at SS*

    Step aside, Sistah. Don't make me go *itch Witch on you.


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    Talking

    Hahahahaha~

    Heeere Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....
    "WE SEEK FOR THE TRUTH. WE SEEK JUSTICE.
    THE COURTS REQUIRE IT. THE VICTIMS CRY FOR IT
    AND GOD DEMANDS IT!"

    A quote spray painted on the wall by search
    and rescue workers, Team 5, at the OKC Bombing site 4-19-1995.



    What I post are my opinions only.

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    Here, got you some purty flowers. Take a big sniff!

    *chortle*


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    Ahem! I'm here for the job interview. If you...er...ladies would just step aside. Or else!
    JMO

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    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
    Send these fake wenches
    To the Hubble.

    Off to space, out of my face
    I say, "Scat!" (But I'll keep the cat)
    Eye of newt and prose of wit,
    Get thee gone. Go on, Git!

    p.s. Blessed Be!

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    Very clever, lol! But little verses won't save you!



    Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I am angry.
    JMO

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    Oooh, look at the dainty, little Baby Witch playing dress-up and shaking her nasty old green apple. She's just so dang cute!

    But, you're playing in the Big Leagues now, My Pretty.


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    Ewwww! Nice to see your shining face. I may look like easy prey, but remember, looks can and often are deciving. snicker
    Last edited by Paintr; 07-11-2009 at 01:49 AM. Reason: add word
    JMO

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