noZme
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I wish I could take credit for that headline, but it's the actual title of an article in the Crestview News Bulletin. I can only imagine the difficulty keeping a straight face when this comes up in court!
http://www.crestviewbulletin.com/news/chicken-7686-feminine-fingers.html
It seems a woman was arrested for theft in Publix. She was caught on video surveillance eating chicken from the deli as she walked through the grocery store. After finishing the chicken, the surveillance tape captured her as she picked up feminine hygiene products and took them into the bathroom.
An employee who checked the bathroom after the woman left found, among other things, an empty bottle of a vinegar and water feminine-wash product.
The videotape depicted the woman leaving the store without paying for the items, the police report states.
Police were able to track the woman down because she had cashed a $300 Western Union check at the store before she allegedly stole the chicken and feminine hygiene products.
The woman was apologetic and told police she took the items because the Western Union check was sent to help her to pay off a worthless check she had written and that she could not afford the purchase price, the report states.
OK sleuthers, I challenge you to be her attorney (pro bono for sure).... you just read the charges against your client let's hear your defense arguments.
http://www.crestviewbulletin.com/news/chicken-7686-feminine-fingers.html
It seems a woman was arrested for theft in Publix. She was caught on video surveillance eating chicken from the deli as she walked through the grocery store. After finishing the chicken, the surveillance tape captured her as she picked up feminine hygiene products and took them into the bathroom.
An employee who checked the bathroom after the woman left found, among other things, an empty bottle of a vinegar and water feminine-wash product.
The videotape depicted the woman leaving the store without paying for the items, the police report states.
Police were able to track the woman down because she had cashed a $300 Western Union check at the store before she allegedly stole the chicken and feminine hygiene products.
The woman was apologetic and told police she took the items because the Western Union check was sent to help her to pay off a worthless check she had written and that she could not afford the purchase price, the report states.
OK sleuthers, I challenge you to be her attorney (pro bono for sure).... you just read the charges against your client let's hear your defense arguments.
