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  1. #1
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    The SFF is back, and with a much better grasp of ransom amounts!

    The “new and improved” SFF:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY"]YouTube- Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars[/ame]

    DR. EVIL / SFF Leader:
    “Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom...
    ...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”

    NUMBER TWO / Number Two Intruder:
    “Don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't that much money these days.”

    DR. EVIL / SFF Leader:
    “All right then...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS”

    NUMBER TWO / Number Two Intruder:
    “Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.”

    DR. EVIL / SFF Leader:
    “Oh, really?
    …One-hundred billion dollars.”

    The “old SFF” in the JBR case should have done a better job of crunching the numbers.

    SFF Leader:
    "Here's the plan. We get JonBenet, and we hold the parents ransom
    ...FOR 118,000 DOLLARS!"

    Number Two Intruder:
    "Don't you think we should ask for more than 118,000 dollars? 118,000 dollars isn't that much money these days."

    SFF Leader:
    “All right then...$118,110 dollars."

    Number Two Intruder:
    "John Ramsey has a net worth of $6.4 million dollars and Access Graphics grossed over $1 billion dollars."

    SFF Leader:
    “Oh, really?
    ...$118,117.50"
    Last edited by cynic; 11-11-2009 at 02:04 AM.
    “It saddens me that 20 years after my sister Nicole’s murder, we are still seeing the same crimes, just different names, over and over again.”
    - Denise Brown (sister of Nicole Brown Simpson)

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    Roflmao
    Last edited by Holdontoyourhat; 11-10-2009 at 09:18 PM.

  3. #3
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    Ditto to that!
    I'm as mad as HELL and I'm NOT gonna take it anymore!.

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    I love the .50 part
    Ramsey case: "Instead of being the DNA of one person, they have instead created a composite of someone who does not exist. "

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    lol. BRILLIANT

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    Clue?

    Why did Dr. Evil pick a low amount?



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