The SFF is back, and with a much better grasp of ransom amounts!

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The “new and improved” SFF:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY"]YouTube- Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars[/ame]

DR. EVIL / SFF Leader:
“Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom...
...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”

NUMBER TWO / Number Two Intruder:
“Don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't that much money these days.”

DR. EVIL / SFF Leader:
“All right then...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS”

NUMBER TWO / Number Two Intruder:
“Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.”

DR. EVIL / SFF Leader:
“Oh, really?
…One-hundred billion dollars.”

The “old SFF” in the JBR case should have done a better job of crunching the numbers.

SFF Leader:
"Here's the plan. We get JonBenet, and we hold the parents ransom
...FOR 118,000 DOLLARS!"

Number Two Intruder:
"Don't you think we should ask for more than 118,000 dollars? 118,000 dollars isn't that much money these days."

SFF Leader:
“All right then...$118,110 dollars."

Number Two Intruder:
"John Ramsey has a net worth of $6.4 million dollars and Access Graphics grossed over $1 billion dollars."

SFF Leader:
“Oh, really?
...$118,117.50"
 

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