Man Marries Pillow

Hopeful One · Mar 15, 2010

Ummm....????

http://www.channel3000.com/news/22842512/detail.html

Marine Mom · Mar 15, 2010

Their first arguement will be a pillow fight.

pip · Mar 15, 2010

Marine Mom said:
Their first arguement will be a pillow fight.

Haha! Funny!
This is disturbingly weird though, really.

mazajo · Mar 15, 2010

A bit disturbing, but mostly just hilarious, I think! Two thoughts came to mind reading this:

My kids went through this phase where anything you said you loved (be it a person, animal, food, random object), they'd say 'Well, why don't you marry it then!' and they'd laugh like it was the funniest joke they ever heard. I always answered them, Maybe I will! So maybe this guy did!

Also, all my kids had security obects, two had blankies, one had a doll... Maybe this guy really never outgrew his??

believe09 · Mar 15, 2010

There is a certain appeal to this....

Donjeta · Mar 16, 2010

Finally! It was about time the pillow finally said yes, he's been on its case forever.

tekilla · Mar 16, 2010

Wow, he must really be in to pillow talk.

Lyn1001 · Mar 16, 2010

I wouldn't be nearly as disturbed by this if he didn't take the pillow to dinner and ORDER for it!

Donjeta · Mar 16, 2010

But if he didn't order her anything the waiter might bring her down.

Vegas Bride · Mar 16, 2010

I hope he never gets mad and beats the stuffing out of her!

VB

Filly · Mar 17, 2010

How does the pillow eat when he takes it out for a meal?

I'm serious.

tekilla · Mar 17, 2010

Filly said:
How does the pillow eat when he takes it out for a meal?

I'm serious.

It couldn't it was already stuffed.:dance:

Soulmagent · Mar 17, 2010

Do you think he has more than one pillow? I dont think I could commit to just one pillow. Sometimes I like a fluffy one and sometimes a firm one but I do like to leave my pillow options open. I mean one pillow for the rest of your life...

smart blonde · Mar 17, 2010

I can sooooo understand this.
I'm kind of in-love with my pillows, too. :cloud9:

Filly · Mar 17, 2010

tekilla said:
It couldn't it was already stuffed.:dance:

Excellent! Thanks for the laugh.

Metzgermeister · Mar 17, 2010

I don't believe. Nope. Not convinced.

tekilla · Mar 17, 2010

Oh my goodness. I think I have a harem. I have 9 pillows on my bed. I have to snuggle a lot of pillows to fall asleep. It feels so good to snuggle up to all of my nice fluffy pillows. And I haven't married a single one of them. So I am just living in pure sin with all these pillows. :crazy: Now I think I need therapy.........

Marine Mom · Mar 17, 2010

I bet there's more than one pillow. Hope there was a prenup to cover this.

If he's cheating, he'll be a pig in a blanket.

Lyn1001 · Mar 17, 2010

smart blonde said:
I can sooooo understand this.
I'm kind of in-love with my pillows, too. :cloud9:

You said pillows, which is plural. You can only marry one. Of course, if you decide to have an open marriage.....

SheWhoMustNotBeNamed · Mar 17, 2010

So this guy can marry a pillow, which by the way cannot sign a marriage license....and we won't even let loving, committed homosexual couples marry? Ultimate fail!

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