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    Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

    PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.—Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.


    Read more: http://www.denverpost.com/watercoole...#ixzz0jNk1mXlK

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    To funny! Get the guy to AA quick!
    Kyron, HALEIGH, ADJI & Gabriel NEEDS PRAYERS NOW TO FIND THEM!. Zahra & Jonathan in heaven
    Justice for Hailey!!!!
    No Justice for Caylee Marie..........

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    LOL! You know it's time to quit drinking when...


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    I'm wiping off my monitor now, snorted soda through the nose.....

    Oh my....

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    Yes, this was the funniest article I have read in awhile. Sucks to be that man!!!
    narrow, limited thinker, but I'm trying to grow

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    How many people can truthfully say 'I was sooooo drunk that I kissed a possum'? ROTFLMAO! This man is one of a kind. If he ever plays the game 'I never', he'd certainly be a hit!


    Wonder if that police car had a dash camera? Bet there are Staties somewhere, watching and falling off their chairs laughing.
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    EWWW! and I'm an animal lover. I do admit being creeped out by oppossums, but a "dead for awhile oppposum" ewww, I just couldnt imagine putting my lips anywhere near one....apparently I don't drink nearly enough.

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    Maybe he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil and wanted 6 more weeks of winter. lol...

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    Atleast his heart was in the right place


    Nosy by Nature and a Websleuther by choice


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    ew. I hope he got some mouthwash afterwards.

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    Just a lil Muscrat Love....
    "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble... until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna fail."

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    Bless his inebriated little heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda7NJ View Post
    Atleast his heart was in the right place
    But where was his mind, & his mouth? '

    But the article said the cops could not locate a number for this man Wolfe.
    So it was all just things that people told them...hearsay.
    Maybe this poor friendly drunk did no such thing.
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    Women are Angels.
    And when someone breaks our wings,
    we simply continue to fly... on a broomstick.

    We're flexible like that.

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    I don't drink a lot but if I ever woke up the next day from being drunk and people told me I french kissed a dead opossum I think I'd check myself into rehab, just sayin.

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