Originally Posted by Dr.Fessel
Any idea why he had to use their computer to draw it up?
Now that freaking cracks me up. If a renter did not know about Susan before they sure will before they sign on the dotted line. Good luck with that Josh.
Oh good grief! But of course! He has to include a provision about the lease being terminated if Susan comes back! Oh brother! I wonder who came up with that brilliant idea? Mr. S'Moure Graham Marshmallow really is outdoing himself this time! I won't be surprised if "The Susan Clause" is covered by the national media.
Can you hear potential renters reading the lease then conversating about it?
Husband: I think we should take it.
Wife: No, absolutely not! How could you want to live in that home after what probably happened there?
Husband: The rent is cheap! That's why we came to check it out, remember? Plus the living room has new carpet, the basement has just been upgraded with drywall and he just finished the deck!
Wife: But the guy is a weirdo!
Husband: He won't be around! We won't have to worry about him! He lives in Washington!
Wife: But what about the part that we have to move out if his wife is found alive?
Husband: What planet are you living on?
Wife: Well he said that she will probably come back and ............
Husband: If he really thought she was coming back he wouldn't have moved out in the first place!
Wife: That is sort of strange!
Husband: The lease does provide the option to buy if his wife is found dead!
Wife: But what if she isn't? What if she just left to get away from him for awhile, to take a break?
Husband: We still don't have to worry because she would NEVER want to live here with him! The guy is delusional!
Wife: Why do you say that?
Husband: Give me a break! Hello? Women are so dense! Isn't it obvious?
Wife: I don't appreciate you using that tone with me. Ever since I suffered from that head injury my thinking has been a little difficult but you don't have to make fun of me! You are starting to really piss me off!
Husband: (Snickering and trying to hold back a belly laugh): Let me ask you this!
Wife: What now? And you'd better knock it off or I'm not going to discuss this with you anymore!
Husband: Honey, I'm sorry but sometimes you ........
Wife: What! Just tell me!
Husband: (Really laughing hard now): Think about it!
Wife: That's it. I'm done, done, done, done and done! End of conversation!
Husband: Honey, I'm sorry. Let me explain. It's all very simple.
Wife: What then? And you'd better quit laughing this minute!
Husband: (Takes several deep breaths and gets serious): Would YOU come back to live with ME if you disappeared and I NEVER looked for you? Would you come back to live with me if I packed up our entire household and moved 14 hours away one month after you disappeared? Would you come back to live with me when I wouldn't even get on TV to plead for you to come home or for whomever had you to let you go? Would YOU come back to live with me if I was a web site designer and I never even made a fricking website to spread the word about the fact you were missing? Would you come back if I wouldn't let your parents see our children even though we had moved to the same town? GIVE ME A BREAK!
Wife: I didn't think about that! Now I'm ticked off at you for making me go see the house with that guy. He gives me the creeps and I don't ever want to be near him again or live in that house! You think you are so smart yet you want to lease with the option to buy from someone who probably murdered his wife? Who is the dumbbell here? YOU! You try to convince me why we should lease this house and now I'm scared to death to even go near it! Who knows, the guy might come in the middle of the night and do the same thing to me he did to his wife!
Husband: Oh come on! The guy isn't all that bad! You don't have anything to worry about! I'll protect you! Plus, you weigh 500 pounds and he could never stuff you in his van and get rid of your body so we're safe there!
Wife: You are the biggest @#$%^&*% I've ever met!
Husband: We'll it's true!
Wife: If you want to lease it, you will be living there alone and having weekend visitations with our children!
Husband: But the neighbors are all so nice! Look at how they all came together and helped him pack up his house so he could move to Washington!
Wife: Now YOU are the IDIOT! The only reason they helped him was because they wanted him GONE! Give me a break!
(If you want to add to this conversation between this husband and wife, feel free! Lol! I've come to a dead end!)