PLEASE stop feeding those wild turkeys!
That may be the only humane way to deal with a foul flock of birds in Hainesport Township, New Jersey that seems to be getting increasingly aggressive.
"They come after my car all the time," Melanie Morton told the Burlington County Times.
Morton said she even witnessed a wild turkey attacking a jogger one day.
"It was terrifying," Morton said.
I never realized how closely a turkey resembles an emu. Kinda like emu short.