NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

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I wonder if the jogger had any known enemies, I mean enemas.
 
Police have issued a BOLO, I mean BOSO alert (Be On the Smell Out).
 
Can you imagine the photo line up for this case, or the special officer drawing up a sketch .... "Yea, that's close, but make the cheeks fuller" ... "No, no, no, the hair was brown, I'm certain of it"
 
Dewey2Me1MoThyme said:
Can you imagine the photo line up for this case, or the special officer drawing up a sketch .... "Yea, that's close, but make the cheeks fuller" ... "No, no, no, the hair was brown, I'm certain of it"
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"No, no, the hemorrhoid was on the right side..."
 
I would call this irresponsible pooping runner a "Poop Head"...

But that would be insulting poop! :what:

:snooty:
 
Without a good description of the poop, we don't have much to "run" with here.
 
Considering this pooper runs so much...

She must have considerable "intestinal FARTitude"

:rocker:
 
she must be into working out... And be an ACTIVEA runner!

Does she look like Jamie Lee Curtis by any chance? :waitasec:
 
Did they spray the crime scene area with Puminol? Or just air freshener?

:biggrin:
 
Well, Clue, it looks like you and I are the only day timers who give a poop about this thread.

:biggrin:
 
margarita25 said:
If they do catch her, she could receive a maximum sentence of life without poorole...that's a little harsh, don't you guys think?

:biggrin:
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Well... She may just have to "roll,with it"... :dunno:

(Roll... As in TP roll... :facepalm:)
 
I hope they don't taser her...

it could scare the poop out of her....:eek:

Oops! Too late... :no:
 
As long as YOUHAVENOPOO we're all good here.

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