Woman pierces lover's heart in botched sex game

Taximom · May 19, 2008

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080516/od_nm/roughsex_dc;_ylt=Ah_hi7M9RfDSvuNasi7gxSsuQE4F
OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday. (more at link) OUCH!

pixies · May 19, 2008

wow:waitasec:

Jen_in_Indy · May 19, 2008

Idiots.:bang:

sherri79 · May 19, 2008

natural selection failed.

Floh · May 19, 2008

sherri79 said:
natural selection failed.

Yup. the Darwin syndrome will surely claim him at some point in the future though . . .

invictus · May 19, 2008

I'm actually speechless.

englishleigh · May 19, 2008

What utter morons. :bang:

TaylorJ4 · May 19, 2008

Oh come on-you couldn't "accidentally" push hard enough to pierce through to a heart!

csds703 · May 19, 2008

I now refer to my avatar.

:waitasec:

ShannonOhara · May 19, 2008

she thought he said "carve out m heart" instead of "carve a heart'

ShannonOhara · May 19, 2008

ShannonOhara said:
she thought he said "carve out my heart" instead of "carve a heart'

oopsie

sherri79 · May 19, 2008

csds703 said:
I now refer to my avatar.:waitasec:

LOL:clap:

philamena · May 19, 2008

englishleigh said:
What utter morons. :bang:

DITTO

FLMom · May 19, 2008

Bet he'd left the seat up.

Filly · May 20, 2008

Sheesh, I only do that when I'm sober. I jest. Guess that was rough enough for him.

Yeah me · May 20, 2008

csds703 said:
I now refer to my avatar.:waitasec:

Ditto! It takes a LOT of pressure to break through the chest cavity to even reach the heart. Did she fall on him with the instrument?

SeriouslySearching · May 20, 2008

Wth?!

GlitchWizard · May 20, 2008

Body carving must take practice. If she's in jail for any length of time, I recommend she practice on bars of lye soap.

SeriouslySearching · May 20, 2008

GlitchWizard said:
Body carving must take practice. If she's in jail for any length of time, I recommend she practice on bars of lye soap.

With her shiv?

SewingDeb · May 20, 2008

He survived to play another day.

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