UK Phallic topiary pruned

wfgodot · Sep 25, 2013

Premier Inn removes spherical bushes from plants outside new hotel that made topiary look like a phallus. (Daily Mail)
* The phallic plants were put outside a new hotel in Woking, Surrey
* The spherical bushes were removed after raising eyebrows among locals
* Premier Inn bosses have since said that the bushes don't belong to them

More, with, erm, pictures, at the link.

tezi · Sep 25, 2013

LMAO just LMAO!:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

21merc7 · Sep 25, 2013

If they wait a few months they can even circumshape it. :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Cherry · Sep 25, 2013

OUCH! lol hilarious. And they allow that green one to stay? I knw that locals refer to it as the great green dildo? It's awful construction; to my artistic eye! Ouch; I wish they would add onto it to change the shape; maybe someday they will as I think it ruins the skyline myself....

atm9533 · Sep 25, 2013

I received a topiary for my birthday and have no idea how to prune it. I clicked on here thinking this would give me some ideas. guess not....LOL

TrackerSam · Sep 25, 2013

Cherry said:
OUCH! lol hilarious. And they allow that green one to stay? I knw that locals refer to it as the great green dildo? It's awful construction; to my artistic eye! Ouch; I wish they would add onto it to change the shape; maybe someday they will as I think it ruins the skyline myself....

They were green with envy.
Oh mother nature...................... daddy's home.

tezi · Sep 25, 2013

atm9533 said:
I received a topiary for my birthday and have no idea how to prune it. I clicked on here thinking this would give me some ideas. guess not....LOL

Well, stick around, someone will help you!!! Seriously, didn't you like the topiary? You could use that shape?

JMO

LadyL · Sep 25, 2013

they just look like a tall bush to me ~shrug~

rabidstoat · Sep 25, 2013

Dangerously close to being NSFW, that one! Hee hee. :floorlaugh:

CHERIE.T · Sep 26, 2013

Bahahahaha

Elley Mae · Sep 27, 2013

Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/26/scott-township-concrete-posts-the-talk-of-the-town/

You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.

meanmaryjean · Sep 27, 2013

My favorite line in the whole story...... "But some were more concerned about declining standards of British topiary."

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TrackerSam · Sep 27, 2013

Elley Mae said:
Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/26/scott-township-concrete-posts-the-talk-of-the-town/

You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.

And they're called bollards. But no bollocks.:floorlaugh:

FrayedKnot · Sep 27, 2013

Mazel tov! I just love a good bris. Anyone want to try the calamari?

T4Tide · Sep 27, 2013

Those shrubs might be akin to this species of local tree we have here in Alabama, the peenus rigida, more commonly known as the Peckerwood Pine.

Linda7NJ · Sep 27, 2013

daisymae · Sep 27, 2013

T4Tide said:
Those shrubs might be akin to this species of local tree we have here in Alabama, the peenus rigida, more commonly known as the Peckerwood Pine.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Can I buy a peckerwood pine anywhere? Oh my!

CHERIE.T · Sep 28, 2013

Elley Mae said:
Concrete Posts Shaped Like Male Genitalia The Talk Of Scott Township

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/26/scott-township-concrete-posts-the-talk-of-the-town/

You would think that people are becoming sex crazed.

Lololol, not concrete post! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

legalmania · Sep 28, 2013

Take that Linda Lovelace.

T4Tide · Sep 28, 2013

CHERIE.T said:
Lololol, not concrete post! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

What were they thinking erecting those in the township, for Peter's sake?

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