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Old 02-25-2006, 10:43 PM
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Customers Cook Up Trouble With Fake Penis

PITTSBURGH -- A woman trying to cheat on a drug test was behind a bizarre incident in which a frightened convenience store clerk thought she had microwaved a severed penis, police said.

The clerk at the store outside Pittsburgh actually microwaved a prosthetic device used to cheat on drug tests, police said Friday.

The incident unfolded late Thursday afternoon when a man and a woman entered the store and the man asked the clerk, "Can you microwave something for me? It's a life-or-death situation," police said.


The man asked for paper towels, wrapped an object in them, and had the clerk microwave the item for 20 seconds, said McKeesport police Chief Joseph Pero.

When it was finished, the clerk handed the item back to the man and saw what she thought was a severed penis, Pero said.

The couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would "pass the body temperature test," Pero said -- that is, be warm enough to not arouse the suspicion of those administering the test.
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Old 02-26-2006, 06:13 AM
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That's hilarious!
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Old 02-26-2006, 09:48 AM
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:01 AM
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How do people come up with some of these ideas? Thats just funny!!!
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:03 AM
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This is great! Thanks for sharing!
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Old 02-26-2006, 05:58 PM
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But why is she planning on using a penis for the drug test? Is "she" pre-op or something like that? Does she expect her monitor will be looking for a male appendage during her sample collection? I know how men do this, and they do look for a penis and make sure the urine is coming out of that penis, but how do they monitor women during the collection? There was some actor who got caught with a fake penis and urine during a drug test recently but his name escapes me.
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:18 AM
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My guess??

it was the onky thing they could think of that would warm the urine..
Prolly the ummm female version would not warm it..
I mean do they really watch you go for the tests??

Noway could I produce in front of someone..eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 02-27-2006, 06:52 AM
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But why is she planning on using a penis for the drug test? Is "she" pre-op or something like that? Does she expect her monitor will be looking for a male appendage during her sample collection? I know how men do this, and they do look for a penis and make sure the urine is coming out of that penis, but how do they monitor women during the collection? There was some actor who got caught with a fake penis and urine during a drug test recently but his name escapes me.
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Old 02-27-2006, 10:40 AM
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It was probably a Whizzinator device. MN Viking Onterrio Smith was also caught with one of these.
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:35 AM
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Tom Sizemore
Ahhhhahahahaaaa! Thank you, dear lady! Just reviewing the story on wikipedia is bringing it all back. Yes......

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Tom had other well infamous publicized run-ins with the law. He was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack to fool his drug tests. The temperature of the urine sample proved too cool to have come from his body, and he was asked to remove his pants. Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the "Whizzinator", and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions. Sizemore failed 2 drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showing he had methamphetamine in his system.
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:16 AM
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Old 03-03-2006, 04:13 PM
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Did they replace the microwave? Because . . . ewww . . . wasn't there real pee in that fake penis?
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