While I do feel sorry for the person that this kid has assaulted and I'm glad that he's locked up, I just couldn't help but thinking that the author of that second article has a sense of humor.
The title of the article? "Teen accused of biting butts at Wal-Mart." and a line from the article: "
Dickens said complaints of rear-end assaults
at the store began in August and continued throughout May."
Just gave me a little chuckle.